Dear Kathy,
I have a mole about the size of a penny on my face, and my husband wants me to get it removed. I've had it all my life; in fact, I think my friends nick-named me Penny in honor of my mole. My husband thinks it's time to get rid of my mole; he used to think of it as a third nipple, but not any more. He says it's "too hairy." What should I do?
Dear "Penelope",
Oh dear... Ahem. I have to be honest here. I hate moles. Birthmarks are okay, but moles- no way. I'd have to say lance the thing, professionally; that mole on your face is just taking up space! Send me a before and after picture, too, for my scrapbook. Hope this helps, and tell your husband to buy you some nice lingerie for your bravery.