Dear Kathy:
I have a problem. My "dog", Steve, lost his favorite "toy." What should I do?
Dear "Ingrid",
If you are referring to a sex toy, then my only advice is to take the "dog" to the "kennel" for a good "scrubbing." If that doesn't work, then obedience lessons are definitely the next step. Definitely! It worked on Mississippi Gary. Whoops, did I say that out loud?