"Shona" from the Underground writes: Dear Kathy, Hey, it's me. Usually I don't care for that Cabbagehead guy, but lately I've been dreaming of him. Does this mean my mission is over, or I should surrender myself to him? Dear "Shona", You know how I feel about men- I love 'em!  This Cabbagehead fellow is one strange green-colored cookie. You know he's only out for one thing- then again, aren't we all? First, don't give up on love. Second, eat salad in moderation. Third, liberate the animals that are being clubbed for sport. Last, floss in between meals so you don't have bits of food clinging to your pearly whites. Oh ps- you might want to hide the gun your packin' if you pursue him. He might get the wrong idea!