Chief Wiggums

Chief Wiggums is definately not the cop you would want protecting your community. Then again, it would depend on whether you would want protection and safety, or entertainment and comedy....

(Officer)That sounded like an explosion at the ole Simpson place. (wiggums)Forget it thats two blocks away. (officer) Looks like beer coming out of the chimney.  (wiggums) I'm proceeding on foot.  Call in a code 8!!  (Officer) We need pretzels, repeat pretzels.  ......(sound of Wiggums running with mouth open)

Ah, just get one of those inflatable women.  But make sure its a woman though, because one time I ....ah..........heh.....eh.............

Looks like we got ourselves an old fashion car chase.... (Wiggums then sings "Sunshine and Lollipops" with song on radio)

.....Im sorry you got the wrong number.  This is 91...2.

A young Wiggums as "Student Security" at Mr Burns lab, when the hippies set off a gas grenade. Hes running away when he realises the affects of the gas!

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Wiggums: Ahh put out an APB on a 'Uosbwis r dewoy'! Ah..better start with Greek town.
FBI Agent: Thats Homer J ASimpson Chief. Your reading it upside down.
Wiggums:  Ah cancel that APB. But, aaa bring back some of them gyros.
FBI Agent:  Ah, Chief.  Your talking into your wallet.

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