m477'5 web page Hello this is the web page of Matthew who kinda likes messing with the internals of computers. paranoidgeek@gmail.com SPAM ME here ! (or send me emails that actually have a purpose)

An extract from a dictionary which helps to explain why I use Linux rather that Windows :
hacker: n.

1. A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how
to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn
only the minimum necessary. RFC1392, the Internet Users' Glossary,
usefully amplifies this as: A person who delights in having an intimate
understanding of the internal workings of a system, computers and computer
networks in particular.

A few linux related jokes i have : (many of these are quite true)


If Linux doesn't have the solution, you have the wrong problem
Windows is for the masses. Linux is for the computers.
The best way to accelerate a windows server is by 9.81M/S�
Windows is like a microwave meal. In Linux you need to cook yourself, but at least, you have something to eat.


A few non-linux related qoutes/jokes i have :

Paranoia (n) :
A psychotic disorder characterized by delusions of persecution with or without grandeur, often strenuously
defended with apparent logic and reason.

Paranoia (n) :
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

All your base are belong to us.