Asthma
written by ThosB

 
Asthma is the worst thing in the world
You run around and play a little football
After that I’m sittin down on the sideline lookin like a girl
If I keep on playing the fastest way to get around is to crawl
 
When I do anything I end up coughing up a lung
I run up the stairs and feel like I’m gunna fall
It’s like I have no advatages being young
In a long distance run, I use to outrun them all

There is no use playing hide and seek
I use to to think I was good at playing the game
But after I run for three seconds I start to squeak
Every time I try it’s just the same

Chorus:
Why did God invent this disease called Asthma?
I wonder sometimes...
Did he do it maybe so everyone could catch ya?
I think he’s messin’ with our minds
That’s one thing I don’t know
But what I do know, is that, he loves us so


What it comes down to
I need to get in shape
Yes, you know it’s true
I’m becoming squishy like a grape

 
I dont know what to do
Im like immune to my inhaler
All the sudden im on the ground turing green and blue
Before I know it, I feel like im gunna spew
I think im just gunna start drinking the stuff
You can probly die from that
But i can take it, I’m tough

 

©2002 TravTom Wilchard Productions

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