The Basement
By Thomas Bouchard and Travis Wilber


Ok this is the deal
I’ll start from the top
This story is real
Trust me, it isn’t made up

 
I was at travs house all cozy and nice
In my bed dreaming about waterfalls
And then before I knew it, nature called
 

Around 4 o’clock I really needed to go
Ya know, I had to take a tinkle
I had to hold tight or it would have sprinkled


Sorry if that’s gross
But its the truth
I really came close
My bladder isn’t bigger because im in my youth


So I jumped out of bed
And up the stairs I run
But wait...the story hasn't even begun
 

At the top of the stairs
I turn the knob and the door wouldn't open
I tried again praying and hoping 
 

But no, the door was locked
And I was left standin there with a full bladder
Nothing could make it any worse... or make me any madder
 

What was a guy to do?
All i could do was pee in my shoe
Thank God I didn't have to go poo

 
So 2 hours go by
And I hear some one coming
Cuz if no one came I think I was going to cry
Man, in the basement, i wish they had some in door plumbing


I was stading there knocking
I must confess, I felt like the biggest idiot
Who ever did this, I was going to hit


So finally, some one came to the door!
I wasn’t gunna have to pee on the floor
At last I was free
And i could run to the bathroom and relieve my pee!!!

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