The Basement By Thomas Bouchard and Travis Wilber Ok this is the deal I’ll start from the top This story is real Trust me, it isn’t made up I was at travs house all cozy and nice In my bed dreaming about waterfalls And then before I knew it, nature called Around 4 o’clock I really needed to go Ya know, I had to take a tinkle I had to hold tight or it would have sprinkled Sorry if that’s gross But its the truth I really came close My bladder isn’t bigger because im in my youth So I jumped out of bed And up the stairs I run But wait...the story hasn't even begun At the top of the stairs I turn the knob and the door wouldn't open I tried again praying and hoping But no, the door was locked And I was left standin there with a full bladder Nothing could make it any worse... or make me any madder What was a guy to do? All i could do was pee in my shoe Thank God I didn't have to go poo So 2 hours go by And I hear some one coming Cuz if no one came I think I was going to cry Man, in the basement, i wish they had some in door plumbing I was stading there knocking I must confess, I felt like the biggest idiot Who ever did this, I was going to hit So finally, some one came to the door! I wasn’t gunna have to pee on the floor At last I was free And i could run to the bathroom and relieve my pee!!!