"Those Darn Things" -by ThosB Verse 1: I love getting new cds You hear about your favorite bands new record And you say "Mom can I get it, please? She says "sure I値l get it for you, then maybe you won't be so bored" Verse 2: So she takes you to the store And buys you that new cd When ya get home ya sit down on the floor And say "ahhhhh jeeeezz" Chorus: Those darn things You know what I mean The little plastic thing that tapes it all up They make me wanna scream! So you try to rip it off But is just keeps getting stuck! Every cd is like that when it is sold But what the heck, by the time you get the thing open it痴 9 years old! Verse 3: So this is what im gunna do I hope you like my plan I知 gunna make a new that says, every cd should be sold in a can Wouldn稚 it be easier to just pop the lid? Or ripping off the plastic thing for 9 hours instead?! Verse 4: I hope you値l back me up with my ingenius plan I知 so much smarter than other people I hope you understand I知 just kidding, i知 talkin wack I hope no one hears what i said and gives me a smack.... No but really, you know you hate those things too I want congress to listen to me and let the law pass through .... and maybe someday they値l be singing.... *chorus* ｩ2002 TomTrav Wilbchard Productions