Top Ten Tag-lines to go under the Lexcorp Logo - suzycat
Top Ten Adventures We Want to See in Season 2 - Elrond50
Top Ten Subjects Lex Took at College - suzycat
Top Ten Things Clark thinks Sound Dirty, but Really Aren't. - slodwick
Top Ten Absolutely Unforgivable Episode Ideas for Season Two (that would make us throw things at the screen and curse for hours afterwards) - Tall Poppy
Extra: A day in the life of Lana Lang episode, in which she finally deals with all her mashed-parent issues. A tear jerker. - DCookKC
Top Ten Extracurricular Sports/Clubs at Smallville High - DCookKC
Top Ten Celebrities You Would Like to See on the Show and What the Episode Would Be About. - DantesFire
Extra: Victor Garber as (another) newspaper reporter that finds out Clark's secret. However, he promises to keep the secret, saying that he knows what it's like to lead a double life.Ktnb
Bo's Top Ten Favorite Movies - Ktnb
Top Ten Crossovers You'd Like to See - DantesFire
Top Ten First Lines for Lionel Luthor in his Next Appearance in Smallville - marysia
10. Find the Man of Tomorrow in the Boy of Today. - Tall Poppy
9. Yay, Cow-pie! - slodwick
8. Total World Domination - disbelief
7. We're craptastic! - anotherguitarchick
6. Smallville, who's your daddy now? - Swa
5. Laying off employees and looking good doing it. - SingularElv
4. Home of the 'dillos! - AlejandraDD
3. Lick me - Funky Chicken of Death
2. Generation 'Yeah Baby'! - marysia
1. Growing the future, with or without you. - Elrond50
10. For some reason this top ten is giving me Enid Blyton flashbacks: Castle of Adventure - in which Clark (Phillip), Lex (Jack of course), Chloe (Dinah) and Lana (Lucy-Ann) befriend a baby cow and foil Lionel Luthor's latest dasterdly plan, getting back to the Kent Farm just in time for tea with lashings and lashings of ginger beer! Guest-starring Pete as Kiki the Parrot and Bo Duke as Bill Cunningham. - marysia
9. Me and the rest of the POHI kids get to be the VOTWs. - stargurl
8. Chloe notices a series of pretty nasty accidents at the local supermarket, due to people slipping and falling to their doom (or, if not their doom, a rather sore ass). Further investigation by the Scoobies reveals a dastardly new krypto-villain: Bright Green Krypto-Grapes!
Their extra-squishy krypto-nature lends them to be a natural lubricant, coating the floor, and setting the trap for poor, unsuspecting shoppers. Of course, despite being dangerous mutants, they're still just fruit, so they need an accomplice...
Which introduces us to (dun dun DUN) The Grazer!! He moves through the produce department, subtly swiping Krypto-Grapes and dropping them on the floor. Bastard!
Why does he do this, you might ask? Because in his down time, The Grazer is also the only chiropractor in town. This being a small, conservative burg, the citizens are wary of "fancy doctors with their big-city learning", and he hasn't had a legitimate client in months. That, and he really hates this particular grocery store, since they stopped stocking his favorite suckers...
Needless to say, the Scoobies make all the necessary leaps of faith, connecting dots so far apart they appear to be polar opposites, and track down this heinous fiend before he can expand to larger fruit.
They inform the EPA of the meteor-rock-laced packaging in which the Krypto-Grapes are being shipped, thereby freeing Smallville from their reign of terror.
Oh, and, uh, Lex hangs out in Clark's Fortress of Lubitude, with sexy results. The end. - slodwick
7. Still on an Enid Blyton kick: Circus of Adventure - In a fit of teenage rebellion Clark runs away to join the Circus. Unfortunately when he gets there he finds Lana has stowed away in his suitcase! Lex and Chloe track them down and find that Lana has become Mystic Lana the Fortune Teller and Clark is learning how to be a trapeze artist (ooh, spandex tights!). In a final showdown with the evil ringmaster (who looks a lot like Lionel Luthor) they fight off a lion, escape on horse back and arrive home just in time for tea with lashings and lashings of ginger beer! - marysia
6. Lionel has had enough of Jonathan's platitudes so he has him kidnapped. Lex discovers this but is loath to bring him back. Clark confesses to Chloe that his dad is gone. Chloe finds out that Lex knows but is also sick of Jonathan. Lionel decides to experiment on Jonathan and renders him incapable of uttering a single platitude ever again. Lex pays his father one dollar for a great service to Smallville. Clark realizes that without his dad's constant muttering he and Lex can live happily ever after. (The adventure is watching Jon try to talk without platitudes and Lionel and Lex agreeing.) - Elrond50
5. Super guest stars KISS rock the Smallvile Fair. Lana declares it "Kiss Day" in school, but comes dressed as Catwoman. Ooops. She and Cloe get into a hair-pulling match over how much press coverage the event gets in The Torch. Meanwhile, Gene's rare Godzilla head-shaped 8-inch leather boots have been stolen and mysteriosly planted under Lex's bed. When the police come calling, it's Clark to the rescue. Clark uses "his gifts" to see into the Kiss tour bus--past the groupie-balling Paul Stanley--into Ace's guitar case. He's been using meteor rocks as guitar picks!! He must be the culprit! Once on stage, things fall apart as Ace now feels woozy from the green rocks and starts prematurely shooting flames out of his guitar. Clark saves the day by rushing in to save a bank of lights from falling on the band, and Paul crushes Ace's picks by smashing them with his '62 Les Paul. The crowd goes wild and the concert is declared a success! Victory is celebrated with dinner at the Kents. "Golly, Mrs. Kent, it's been so long since I've had a home-cooked meal," says Gene. Fade to black. - marshman98
4. See Clark do the hibbity jibbity with Lana and accidently squash her when he gets too excited and that's how Lana rejoined her parents. - DantesFire
3. Clark discovers flying, that would be such a fun episode. - DantesFire
2. Smallville the Musical- Once more with Cows that aren't going to feed themselves. - DantesFire
1. Lex and Clark find a magic whistle. - suzycat
10. Greek - suzycat
9. How to turn any household item into a phallic object 101 - kstanley
8. Beyond Walt and Oscar: The Joys of Gay Subtext - wordnerd
7. Intro to Overlords - Brooding_Soul
6. Lavender: Not just a fashion statement, but a way of life. - slodwick
5. Arglefuffle 101 - Fleegull
4. Abusing your Trust Fund without Guilt 305, with a special extension paper in Reverse Psychology As Applied to Mogul Dads. - suzycat
3. Bottle Fellatio 169: Advanced Techniques - kstanley
2. Greek history 101- Alexander the Great and his fabulous armour. - DantesFire
1. Blending in 101- Family and friends, getting under their gaydar - DantesFire
10. "What did Dad mean when he said, 'Let's do it in the barn?' I thought we were only going to fix the tractor. Again." - wordnerd
9. Oooh...what's an Arglefuffle? - wileykit666
8. Lex's foil - disbelief
7. "Kissing girls is fun." (can be said by male or female) - marshman98
6. "My parents got squashed," only reason I can figure that he will willingly put himself in a position where he hears it over and over. - DantesFire
5. "Thanks again for last night." (What? They were simply at the museum looking at Alexander the FABulous' breastplate! It's not dirty! Not dirty at all!) - suzycat
4. Bo: "Dammit, Clark, you are not going to swordplay in Lex's mansion at this hour!" - madmouth
3. Lex: "Clark, does my ass look big in these pants?" - suzycat
2. Thrust and parry - disbelief
1. "Pretend there's a boy coming at your head." - Tall Poppy
10. Lex falls in love with and gets married to Victoria (or some similarly awful person). - slodwick
9. Lex says "Of course I'll go to the prom with you Lana, You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen!" Ew. I think I just squicked myself. - edie22
8. One perfectly normal day, the whole gang gets together for some perfectly normal get-together - Clark, Lex, Chloe, Pete, Lana, and Lana's little sister. That's right, her sister. Little sis whines about her dead parents even more than Lana does, and nobody thinks it odd that they died two years before she was even born. Pesky little sis gets into trouble, Clark saves her, and everyone discusses what they learned today. - Tall Poppy
7. ChBo - Funky Chicken of Death
6. Clex (and before you pelt things at me look at the X-Files. Once we actually knew Mulder and Scully did it the whole thing was ruined! Besides the stuff people come up with on the boards is certainly more fun and wilder than anything the show could actually do) - Gnosis
5. Clark, MamaKent, Lex, Chloe, and Pete all go on vacation to Metropolis, so Lana and Bo are left behind to fight the VOTW themselves. - daisycherub
4. Lex and Clark go after the same girl. No, on second thoughts, that could be good. - suzycat
3. Michael Rosenbaum leaves and is replaced by some other guy - suzycat
2. Lex dies - suzycat
1. In a kryptonite-related mishap, Lana and Chloe switch bodies. Completely oblivious to Lana's uncharacteristic witty banter and Chloe's off-putting vacant stares, Clark confesses his true feelings to who he believes is Chloe. Eventually, their bodies get switched back, and Lana fails to inform the real Chloe of what Clark said, thus leading to future misunderstandings and romantic disappointments between them. - Tall Poppy
10. Swim team. Please, dear God, let it be swim team. - Funky Chicken of Death
9. Creaming corn. They don't do it as team though, just in relays. - Starcat
8. Nude Graeco-Roman wrestling. Again. - suzycat
7. Mud wrestling. - AlejandraDD
6. Sewing Circle. How else are those kids gonna learn to make clothing from old curtains? - slodwick
5. Tornado chasing, "Damn movie made it so glamourous." - DantesFire
4. Cow tipping, "Damn cows won't get up by themselves." - DantesFire
3. Fencing. With Lex as coach. - venusboi79
2. The Self-Defense Against Meteor Freaks Club. - Elrond50
1. "I Have been Orphaned, Parents Squashed" or the IHOPS club. (Like what you thought Lana was the only one?) - DantesFire
10. Stephen King, he would get the ablity to make nightnares real but wouldn't know it was happening just that he was getting good and lame ideas for future stories. Like good- Lana's parents coming back and want to take Lana with them, bad-cows feeding themselves. - DantesFire
9. Sir Sean Connery as Lex's grandfather. Coming for a visit to set his grandson on the straight and narrow. - Lexual Healing
8. Alan Rickman as the new principal of Smallville High, putting the smackdown on bad students.... - Cynthia187
7. David Duchovny as Mulder visits Smallville for a light-hearted X-file investigation into local mutants (I figure that since the show is over, CC is primed to start whoring the characters around.) Heavy on the HoYay...some Clark/Lex/Mulder action sounds like just the ticket. - janegrass
6. Margot Kidder as an experienced journalist trying to get to the bottom of Smallville's mutant-laden existence. She displays proper journalistic ethics and good writing skills throughout the episode. - Pouncer
5. Jared Leto as Martha's younger brother. He can clue Clark into Lex's intentions and adds more eye candy. - Elrond50
4. Steve Buscemi as the new head of Cadmus labs. He wants to do research but feels very uneasy about it. He keeps asking everyone if they see what he sees in the relationship between Lex and Clark. - Starcat
3. Vincent D'Onofrio as the Smallville sheriff investigating Lex on the mysteriously disappearance of Roger Nixon. I'd whore myself to see the bantering coversations between those two. - Cynthia187
2. Hayden Christensen as Lex's long lost brother. Imagine the fireworks when Hayden's character makes a play for Clark. - Cynthia187
1. Uncle Luke and Aunt/2nd Cousin Daisy Duke counsel Clark on the joys of taboo love. Clexy goodness ensues - DCookKC
10. Top Secret. Can you guess why? - DCookKC
9. Vacas (1991) (Cows (1991)) Set in the Basque region, a story of the rivalry of two families, period 1870-1935 with cows. - DantesFire
8. Corn--Our Yummy Little Yellow Friend - mrslexluthor
7. "It's a Wonderful Life" (just likes the title, though) - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
6. Children Of The Corn. Bo: "While I can't get behind their "cut the throats of all adults" agenda, I do respect their work ethic. They got a fine crop of corn that'll yield many quality ears later on. And any movie that sings the praises of He Who Walks Behind The Rows can't be all bad. Now c'mon Martha, we have to go sacrifice Linda Hamilton to the dark god." - Bulletproof Monk
5. Hoosiers. Bo: "Oh, god, more corn. Yeah, that's right. Shuck the corn. Shuck it! Damn, I'm feelin' it now. Oh, baby, let me put the husks in my underwear..." - Bulletproof Monk
4. How to Feed Cows - AmandaFM25
3. Field of Dreams. Not only does it have corn, but Bo personally subscribes to the theory that "if you grow it organic, they will buy it." - disbelief
2. Babe...for some reason, I see a 10 yr old Clark doing something extaordinary w/ his powers around the farm, looking at Dad for approval, and getting a, "That'll do, Clark. That'll do." - Lyonside
1. "Farmer's Daughter", but he can't rent the video out because someone still has it. "Must be Lex, he's not watching it, he just know I want to rent it, that's why he's evil." - DantesFire
10. Smallville/X-Files, cause someone from the government should check out the weirdness. Or MIB. - DantesFire
9. Smallville/Simpsons: just think of what Smithers would make of Lex. And don't tell me that the Simpsons wouldn't pick up on the (sub)text. - Lyonside
8. Buffy/Smallville. It would be my own personal wet dream. (What?!) - wordnerd
7. Smallville/Queer as Folk - mrslexluthor
6. Though the show has long been cancelled, Smallville/American Gothic. I enjoyed that series' premise. - Elrond50
5. Smallville/South Park in cartoon form - marspeach
4. Smallville/Angel- It is revealed that Connor is not Angel's son, but Lex's brother Julian, thought to be dead, but really just taken to another dimension, which was arranged by Lionel. Connor/Julian then leaves LA for Metropolis to seek revenge on the Maginificent Bastard. Clark and the gang from Angel have to team up to save him. Fred is killed in battle (because she couldn't shut up). But Angel stays trapped in a box under the ocean. Because he irritates me. - ZigStar
3. West Wing/Smallville - Lex as President, Clark as the First Lady, Pete as VP with the cast of the West Wing and a serious upswing in the homoerotic tension between Josh and Sam. - marysia
2. TWoPpers cannot count
1. Smallville/Lois and Clark - mrslexluthor
10. Lex! Son! Come here, I've missed you and I want to give you a hug! - justjoan
9. Lex, meet my new boyfriend, Clark. - suzycat
8. LEX, Pamela IS your MOTHer! - Cynthia187
7. Lex, I have disinherited you. Move out of the mansion immediately. - suzycat
6. Where am I...and why are my pants on backwards? - slodwick
5. Oh, come on Jonathan, you have to admit, like father like son, right? Remember how much fun we had when I taught you how to fence and play pool? *wink nudge* - venusboi79
4. Son, you'll never become a Magnificent Bastard like me if you continue to spend all your time in a barn with that Kent boy! - ZigStar
3. *singing* I feel pretty, oh so pretty.... - slodwick
2. To self in mirror "Leonard, you are one sexy bastard. Yes you are. What a killer, what a charmer, with those big white teeth and that luxurious mane of hair! GRRR" - venusboi79
1. Son, the truth is all our money was invested Elron and we are now broke. I wanted you in Metropolis cause I was going to see you to old horny men. - DantesFire
