Top Ten Posters Seen in the Hallways of Smallville High - DantesFire
Top Ten Ways Pete is Going to Convince the Writers to Give him More Screen Time - outside the box
Top Ten Names for Smallville Home-Brewed Beers - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
Top Ten Things Bo Will Never Utter - Thayli
Top 10 Smallville/Movie Hybrids - Funky Chicken of Death
Top Ten Ways Clark Could Get Rid of Lex's (potential) Girlfriend without Using His Superpowers - Cynthia187
Top Ten SNL Skits We'd Like to See MR or TW Do - joyfulgirl41
What Supervillain Do You Want to See Next Season, and Who Would Portray Them? - venusboi79
Top Ten New Powers You'd Like to See Clark Get Next Season - DantesFire
Top Ten Ice Cream Flavors Marketed after a Smallville Character - DantesFire
10. Yay! Pie! (Proceeds to benefit SHS Boys Swim Team; see lunch lady Doris) - slodwick
9. Have You Seen This Boy? And a picture of Pete - wileykit666
8. Class Attendance is MANDATORY! - Elrond50
7. Clark's Ass for President - suzycat
6. Say No To Pink Eyeshadow - wileykit666
5. Be All That You Can Be! Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines! (Whitney looked at it a little too long.) - firestarter
4. Elect Luthor for Class Prez! - Lexual Healing
3. Support Bovines Oppressed! They CAN feed themselves - wileykit666
2. Krypto-mutants and Stalkers Anonymous meets Wednesdays 7 p.m. at the Talon - AmandaFM25
1. Gay/Straight Alliance Meetings every Tuesday afternoon. - Elrond50
10. Threaten to kill Lex. Wait, that didn't work - BlueFroggy
9. Strip - Brooding_Soul
8. Become his alter-ego, Scene Stealer Guy!(TM, oh wait, he's mine hehe) - BlueFroggy
7. Do an outrageous Smallville parody on SNL, that highlights what he could REALLY do for the show. - Lyonside
6. Make him a mutant. - Elrond50
5. He needs to become Undercover Brother so that he can lay the funk down in Smallville. (I can see the pentultimate scene in the series now with Lex and Pete fighting for Clark's friendship while "Beat It" plays in the background....) - Bulletproof Monk
4. Trick Clark into falling into a bigass hole (see Officer Funboy's plan to kidnap armadillo and dress him like Lana). Then don't give him back till the writers guarantee "The Sneaky Pete Hour" - a variety hour a la the Bradys or the Simpsons (the spinoff ep) - anotherguitarchick
3. Put on a long wig, shoot botox into his upper lip and start constantly whining about how hard things have been since his parents were swindled out of the cream corn factory. - kstanley
2. Lionel disowns Lex and adopts Pete as his heir. In related news, Lana is really interested in Pete now. (White She-Devil alert, Pete! Lana is the black man's kryptonite!) - Bulletproof Monk
1. Cash - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
10. Golly It's Green - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
9. Creamy-head Lager (or is that Luthor?) - TGC-64
8. Bo's Barn Brew - Elrond50
7. Creamed Corn Liquor - Lyonside
6. Dizzy Cock (You know. Like a weather vane.) - slodwick
5. Preternaturally Pretty Pale Ale - iffer
4. Lex's Extra Pale Ale (pairs well with Clark's Armadillo Stout) - disbelief
3. MamaKent's Lip-Pursing Whiskey Sour - outside the box
2. The Bo. It's what the heterosexual men in Smallville drink. All three of them - madmouth
1. Botox - AmandaFM25
10. Son, quit speaking in platitudes and make some sense! - Thayli
9. You can go to Lex's castle now, Clark. The cows fed themselves and the chores did themselves. Why don't you bring Lex some chocolates? - Alilabeth
8. Son, this whole Lana thing is kinda sad. Have you ever thought about batting for the other team? Lex is a nice looking guy.... - joyfulgirl41
7. Is Lionel Luthor in town? Why didn't anybody tell me? I gotta go to him and revive the old flame...ah, and after that we have to start planning the wedding of our boys...hmmm...I wonder if it could be a double wedding...Martha!!! I need you to sign some divorce papers!!!! - AlejandraDD
6. CLARK! Please shoot Lana if she utters one more word about her smooshed parents! - Elrond50
5. Yay!Pie - joyfulgirl41
4. I'm going to be quiet now - firestarter
3. You know what I miss? Transformers. I really feel like watching an episode of Transformers right now. - Funky Chicken of Death
2. Fishing is for chumps, son. Let's go watch Enrique hang Lex's unmentionables on the clothesline, and we can toast to our bonding moment with a Thermos of daquiris. - janegrass
1. Son, I'm moving to Metropolis to be a ballet dancer. - Funky Chicken of Death
10. The Lexorcist. "The power of cheese compels you! The power of cheese compels you!" - Funky Chicken of Death
9. The Lionelfather. "It's time to go to the mattresses." - JenHall
8. Bo Gump "My mama always told me platitude is as platitude does." - joyfulgirl41
7. Bo Kent and Chloe Sullivan in...Children of the Cheese - Funky Chicken of Death
6. Lex and Clark's Lexcellent Adventures! The boys would be travelling in time for no apparent reasons. Toby can be Rufus, there would be no princesses (eww, girl cooties), and the name of the band would remain "the wyld stallyns" of course. - AlejandraDD
5. Saving Lex's Privates. - wileykit666
4. 9 1/2 CLex - disbelief
3. The Lexy Horror Picture Show - AmandaFM25
2. My Own Private Armadillo - wileykit666
1. LeX-Men - marysia
10. Be prettier than her. Easy. - wileykit666
9. Keep giving Lex those eyef**cks. He's never been able to resist them before :) - misty130
8. Creep up on her in the dark, and flash her the amazing UV teeth. It'd send me running, I can tell you. - wileykit666
7. Clark should go ahead and just kiss Lex. Lex'd have that skanky ho on the road back to wherever the hell she came from so quick, it'd make her head spin. - disbelief
6. Keep practicing his organic cucumber fellatio technique. - DCookKC
5. Tie himself up on a cross in Lex's bedroom, but this time sans krypto-necklace, sans boxers, and with a giant "L" written on his chest in strawberry flavoured body paint. - wileykit666
4. Turn those big soulful eyes on Lex, lean forward, and say, in a deep voice: 'Lex? Get rid of her, okay?' - JenHall
3. Clark pays Lana to follow her around and talk to her about her parents and say that she is Lex's best friend. If said girlfriend ever returns to Smallville it would be a miracle. - Elrond50
2. Tip the cows over, and tell Bo that she did it. Then say she also yelled at the cows for not feeding themselves. While Bo takes care of her, Clark can flash his blinding smile evilly and rub his hands together. That, or tap his fingers together and say "Excellent." - outside the box
1. Tell her things like " Have you ever licked Lex's head while riding his cock? Man, that always drives him wild!" - venusboi79
10. MR & Mango. 'Nuff said. - slodwick
9. MR+Brian Fellows Safari Planet. He can bring in an armadillo. - joyfulgirl41
8. MR and Steven Martin reprising the Wild and Crazy guys. - Starcat
7. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! - firestarter
6. MR as Drunk Girl's drunker girlfriend. - Starcat
5. Wake up Wakefield. (He can be 13-year-old Lex!) - AlejandraDD
4. TW on that Kathie Lee-esque talk show... he comes off so nice in all his interviews, I want to see him totally. lose. it. - Lyonside
3. TW as a Spartan cheerleader - AmandaFM25
2. TW and MR replacing Will Ferril and Rachel Dratch in the "Lovah" sketches. Oh God. Hot Tub. TW stroking MR's chest. ::head explodes:: - outside the box
1. Live action version of "Ace & Gary, The Ambiguously Gay Duo." -"They are taking on evil, come what may, They are fighting all crime to save the day. They're extremely close in an ambiguous way! They're ambiguously gay." - DantesFire
10. Jonathan Frakes as Saucé, the aging, homicidal drag queen. Appeared out of nowhere, WILL USE VIBRATOR FOR EVIL! - madmouth
9. John DeLancie as Q. He shows Clark the meaning of "real power". - Cynthia187
8. Michael Rosenbaum as Lex's evil clone. Because sure, it'd be really cheesy. But who wouldn't want to see evil!Lex seduce Clark? - anotherguitarchick
7. CSM from the X-Files 3 Seasonish. I can see it now: Takes a drag "Interesting rocks these..." shows one to Clark. Watches as Clark loses his energy. "Pity that you were so careless, pity for you that is," another drag, "excellent for us." Has Clark taken away for testing. - Elrond50
6. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. She can lick Clark's face and Clark would be all "Ewwwwwwww, girl cooties!!!" - AlejandraDD
5. Christopher Walken as Lionel's brother, trying to screw Lex out of his inheritance. - Starcat
4. Exposure to some meteorite rocks turn Lex and Ross into Verne Troyer (Austin Powers) as MiniLex and Emmanuel Lewis (Webster) as MiniRoss. They also become evil and try to blow up Smallville. - DantesFire
3. A better exploration of what it means exactly that Clark can see through stuff, and the whole lead thing. Make Clark use the alien intelligence for something other than interest calculations in his brain. - Ped
2. A Fembot, her blank stare will beguile people into thinking she's a harmless relative of Lana's, you know, that girl whose parents almost died, but thankfully moved out of the way just in time? - adellyna
1. The Osborns and they get powers similar to Fantastic Four. Ozzy gets stretchy, Sharon gets rocky, Jack gets flame powers and Kelly get freezing powers and the other girl we don't see gets to be invisible. Ozzy'll says something like. "Look how long I can make my tongue, under any other circumstances I would be enjoying this new power with Sharon but she's all rocky including down there. Kids stop burning and freezing each other. Ouch, oh sorry honey, didn't see you there since you are invisible." - DantesFire
10. Flying - just cause it'll be fun - DantesFire
9. I don't think it's a power...but some other kryptonite! - Alilabeth
8. Superbreath -- maybe he can send Blana off into the wild blue yonder. - AmandaFM25
7. Super Intelligence (which, surprisingly, looks a lot like regular intelligence. 'Bout time, Clarkie.) - slodwick
6. Super Sexual Endurance. Lex will be too worn out to turn evil. - JenHall
5. Super Platitude Repellant. Every time Bo tries to say a platitude, his mouth moves, but the words don't come out - joyfulgirl41
4. The Kiss of Forgetfulness. Clark will have to use it on Lex every week. And practice a lot. - suzycat
3. Heat Vision - To set the Clex on fire with an internal flame. - Cynthia187
2. The power to make vacant personalities disappear. Paging Lana.... - Elrond50
1. The power to accept the Clex once and for all. - suzycat
10. Lana bland vanilla - DantesFire
9. Lex Luthor Lavendar. (Yes, it is a flavour, not just a colour.) - JenHall
8. Whitney's Chocolate Truck Crunch. (Caramel, chocolate chunks swirled into vanilla ice cream with nuts.) - Elrond50
7. Pete Ross Chocolate. You only get three tastes, and then forget you even had it. - slodwick
6. Lana Vanilla - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
5. Martha's Apple Pie - iffer
4. Chloe's Snarky Chip, with swirls of Clark lust. - BlueFroggy
3. Bo's Platitude Crunch. The ice cream so delicious, you can even feed it to your cows! (because they won't feed themselves, you know - Justin Cognito
2. Clarkbar apple tart. (vanilla ice cream, caramel, apple-cinnamon nuggets.) - Elrond50
1. Lionel Fruit 'n' Nut - raspberry with bits of nut and a hard chocolate shell round it - marysia
