Top 10 Inappropriate Times to be Reminded of Smallville (must include why it would remind you of Smallville) - marysia
Top Ten Reasons Whitney Fordman is a "Baddie" and Not a "Superfriend" - DCookKC
Top Ten Style Makeovers for his Various Loves to Impose on Clark - suzycat
Top Ten Things That Will Happen In A SV/Canon Superman (or L&C) Crossover - BlueFroggy
Ten Early Career News Stories by Clark Kent, Intrepid Boy Reporter - suzycat
Top Ten Rejected Superman Costume Ideas - slodwick
Extra: Assless leather pants and a leather vest. Rejected because it wasn't gay enough. Starcat
Ten Fates Worse Than Death From Which Clark Can Be Saved By Lex - suzycat
Top Ten People We'd Like to See Whack Lana into Next Month - anotherguitarchick
Top Ten Things Lex Dressed up as for Halloween When He Was a Kid - wileykit666
Top Ten Town Names Rejected by Smallville's Founding Fathers - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
10. Sitting in temple. There was a guy sitting on the beemah (stage) who was bald and wearing a purple shirt under his suit. - anotherguitarchick
9. At my desk at work. Someone was eating Cheetos. That's all I'm saying. - slodwick
8. Interviewing MBA candidates for positions opening in the fall and I keep wanting to call one Whitney. (Happened in early May.) - Elrond50
7. Walking down the street minding your own business. You suddenly laugh at something SV related. People stare. Have I mentioned that you are on your own yet? - raeblackman
6. Um, right now. Looking up info on the song "More Human Than Human" and get a look at the cover: First thought: ew, bad illustration of Lex, and why is he impersonating Superman? - Lyonside
5. You're walking along the street, and you see a bald guy who looks a bit like Lex. You're tempted to say, "Hi, Lex. How's Clark doing?" - JenHall
4. When you're watching TV cuddled with your hubby and a commercial for Pizza with cheese on the inside comes on and it says, 'We put cheese in places you haven't heard of.' and you scream, "So THAT'S where it all comes from!" - Alilabeth
3. During tests/exams/SAT/school in general, the whole idea of wanting someone to save you from the torment, then you almost start singing. - BlueFroggy
2. While fighting your Microsoft Word bugs (the Hebrew version) , you start to think that how similar it is to Lana. Popular, yet sucks. - LucyWiggin
1. Anytime I am at work, as I am likely to start surfing the forums and blow off my job-duties for hours on end! - DCookKC
10. The Aaron Carter do - DCookKC
9. Because the mere thought of him in the same place with Lana makes people shudder, so we seperated them - LucyWiggin
8. Dude, he tied up Clark in a field! Not as romantic as Clark thought it would turn out.... - Alilabeth
7. Tied Clark up in the middle of a field and LEFT him there... that was evil, Clark was expecting something but was disappointed. - BlueFroggy
6. He's trying to come between the beauty that is CLex. And That's Just Wrong! - iffer
5. Too many trucks in his name have been destroyed and he is single handedly driving up teenage insurance rates in Lowell County. - Elrond50
4. Because Baddies is where all the interesting characters are. - kstanley
3. *adopts face of wide eyed kitten with excessive mascara* Why, because Whitney comes between the true and eternal soulmates that are Clark and Lana! - suzycat
2. Because Whitney doesn't come between them well enough. (Come back and take her with you, you dastard!) - mako
1. Because that's the only way Whitney gets to be near Lex. - suzycat
10. From Lex: The ever-stylish complete nudity. - mako
9. From Whitney, the short messy hairstyle...no more shag. - Elrond50
8. From Lex: full-body leather, then the magical disappearance of that leather, then half an inch of caramel sauce. "Okay, try not to squirm. I'm trying to be methodical. Oh, is that your cock?" - madmouth
7. From Chloe: ReporterClark, with ill-fitting jacket, pie-stained tie, and ooh, a greasy kiss-curl because that would be, like, so retro. And some glasses, to make Clark look more intelligent. *suzycat reels as Lex tears vile outfit off Clark and throws it on a conveniently located bonfire. Guess it's that classic nudity again.* - suzycat
6. Bare chest, sequined hotpants and a feather boa - by who else but Enrique, our favourite manservant? - Tall Poppy
5. By Lana: A paper bag for his head with a big old mirror on the front side so she can be staring at what she really wants to see when she looks at him - adellyna
4. From Alexander the FABulous: chainmail thong and broadsword. "You know, Clark, if that one's too heavy, you can use MY broadsword." - madmouth
3. From Bruce Wayne in his near-mythical rumored cameo - Tight black leather. The better to lurk and hide in shadows, my dear. At least until jealous Lex imposes the now classic "classic nudity" rule. - justjoan
2. From the people in this forum: A nice red speedo. 'Nuff said. - Bulletproof Monk
1. From Martha: Shirts made out of ugly curtains. - BlueFroggy
10. The two Petes will meet, look at each other, and wonder what the HELL is going on. - mako
9. The various incarnations of Lex Luthor look at each other, do a colossal in tandem "EEWWWWWW," get over it, and start plotting to help each other get what they want. - Lyonside
8. We discover Metropolis is actually VERY far away from Smallville! - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
7. The many Supermans try to teach Clark to fly, who is a little resisant. Like clinging-to-the-building-with-his-eyes-closed-and-calling-them-names resistant - BlueFroggy
6. L&C's Clark as Jor-El having to explain the birds and bees to SV Clark. Except there are no bees on Krypton which explains the Clex. - TGC-64
5. L&C's Pa Kent meets Bo. He is incensed, "Would you stop telling that boy a load of crap. Have a real damn conversation for once and if you can't then just SHUT UP." - Elrond50
4. L&C's Jimmy Olsen and Chloe meet. With sexy, albeit snarky, results. - slodwick
3. L&C's Cat meets Boobs McChesty. She rips her a new one. - JenHall
2. Dominic of SV meets Otis, Luthor's bumbling sidekick from the movies...and rips HIM a new one. - Lyonside
1. SV Lana and canon Lana engage in a domestic goddess competition for the affections of Clark. Naturally, canon Lana wins, due to her pre-second-wave-feminist origins, and SV Lana hooks up with Pete. Then SV Lex kicks canon Lana's butt and he and Clark ride off into the sunset. - suzycat
10. Smallville Roading Sub Committee Meeting Enlivened By Mysterious Man In Tights - suzycat
9. Bald Billionaires Prefer Organic Cucumbers - wordnerd
8. Lex Luthor Touches Smallville's Heart, Testicles - Bulletproof Monk
7. Cows Feed Themselves - Starcat
6. Smallville High Student, Pete Ross, Missing For 3 Years Before Anyone Notices - adellyna
5. From his days at Martha Stewart Mag: Use Boring Old Hay in a Brand New Way (ambiguous millionnaire preferable but not mandatory) - madmouth
4. "How To Get Rid of Your Beard (And I'm Not Talking Facial Hair)" - mako
3. Smallville Residents In Shock As Nothing Weird Happens For 24 Hours Straight - suzycat
2. The Truth Revealed: New Evidence Casts Doubt on Former 'Creamed Corn Capitol' Claims - DCookKC
1. Local Sweetheart's Parents Dead - A Town Mourns. - suzycat
10. Purple lycra bike shorts and a silver muscle-shirt that reads: I'm Pretty and I Can Lift Heavy Things. - slodwick
9. Classic nudity - Marj
8. Scare Crow - DCookKC
7. A business suit and rubber Richard Nixon mask. - Tall Poppy
6. A thong and body paint - Elrond50
5. Red bikini briefs and red bandana. Rejected as too drafty. Although, Lex liked it. - TGC-64
4. Red and blue spandex made by his mother ? ?! What do you mean it wasn't rejected??!! - BlueFroggy
3. Lavendar silk shirt and black slacks. A gift from some bald guy. - JenHall
2. An eye-gougingly gaudy breastplate, endowed with the power of cheese. - Funky Chicken of Death
1. Shorts and a wife-beater that says "I'm SUPER, thanks for ASKING!" - AmandaFM25
10. The unwholesome attentions of Ned Beatty, in Deliverance guise - suzycat
9. Lana. Waterbed. Preternaturally pink teddy. AUGH! Save him, Lex! Save him! - mako
8. Spending the rest of his life doing the work of four farmhands and having to listen to Pa Kent's platitudes while feeding the cows. - JenHall
7. SuperVirginity - elara
6. A life of having to constantly save dumbass Lana. - Elrond50
5. No pie. Lex: My God! Mrs Kent, get into the kitchen immediately! I'll pay you anything! Anything! - suzycat
4. Heterosexuality - Fleegull
3. Plaid - Lyonside
2. Appearing on the Superfriends with the Wonder Twins. "Why am I watching these two turning themselves into buckets of water to throw on Darkseid when I could be sunning in Bermuda with Lex while I rub oil on his naughty bits...uh oh, here comes Darkseid now. Oh, man I hope he doesn't try to jam Aquaman up my ass again...." - Bulletproof Monk
1. Trying to make sense of why nobody in Smallville notices the disappearing people, and the rowdy teen-freaks. "Oh, Clark, don't worry your pretty little head about it." - outside the box
10. Omar - Kimiko
9. Her parents...when they come back from the store or wherever they've been all season. What do you mean, they're...*snerk* never gets old, does it? - Lyonside
8. Chloe..."Listen bitch he is my man...you just let your stupid self get sucked up by the next tornado!" - Elrond50
7. BMC - just because it would be funny. - Fleegull
6. Us, the TWoPers - BlueFroggy
5. Enrique - spikey 72202
4. MamaKent. "I'm the original and the BEST, and don't you forget it, bitch! My Lana would *never* have worn that eyeshadow!" - wileykit666
3. Anyone, anyone at all. - wordnerd
2. Clark. He is tired of saving her whining ass every other day. - Elrond50
1. Someone already said Lex, right? No? Oh. Well, Lex. - wileykit666
10. Alexander the FABulous - BlueFroggy
9. (post-meteor shower) Uncle Fester - AlejandraDD
8. Post-Meteor? Daddy Warbucks - Lyonside
7. Pre-Meteor? Annie. - Lyonside
6. Michael Milken - disbelief
5. A pretty fairy printheth - slodwick
4. A Chupa Chup - SullivanLane
3. Gordon Gekko...wait, from what we saw in the pilot, that's not much of a costume.… - Lyonside
2. Warrior Angel - wileykit666
1. Captain Picard - AmandaFM25
10. Bigville - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
9. Luthorville - Elrond50
8. Springfield - AlejandraDD
7. Straightville - JenHall
6. DilloLand - AlejandraDD
5. Pancakeville - JenHall
4. Cheesiopolis - slodwick
3. Corntown - Starcat
2. Vancouver - slodwick
1. Anville - AmandaFM25
