Top Ten Reasons Why so Many Condoms Are Sold at the Local Drugstore - mrslexluthor
Top Ten GOOD Things about Lana - Coriolanus
Top Ten Ideas Suggested for the Annual SHS Band Boosters Fundraiser - slodwick
Top Ten Father's Day Gifts in Smallville - Crayola
Top Ten Pies in Smallville. Yay pie! - DantesFire
Top Ten Drag Queen Names for Lex - madmouth
Top Ten Lex Porn Star Names - firestarter
Top Ten Blatantly Flaming Things Lex Could Wear Besides All That Purple - Jackbugger
Top Ten Nicknames for Pete - wordnerd
Top Ten Things Lex is Just Dying to Say to Clark - Grey Roses
10. Late-night visits at the bald guy's mansion from local farm boys - mrslexluthor
9. Lana doesn't give Whitney any, and he has to look comfort in other places. - LucyWiggin
8. It's a little known fact that condoms protect you from kryptonite as well as lead does. - Starcat
7. Clark thought he was buying water balloons. Boy, was Pete surprised at that birthday party! - slodwick
6. Chloe's "researching" a story. Ahem. - DCookKC
5. Kryptonian males are born with three penises. - Bulletproof Monk
4. Bo thought they were udder covers. - suzycat
3. Bo is saving them for "Papa Kent's Big Night of Raunch" for when Lionel's in town. - madmouth
2. Clark has to wear multiple condoms at one time in order to contain his not-as-of-yet SuperSperm. (N.B. this trick won't work later when he gets all of his superpowers.) - disbelief
1. Because in Smallville, only Lana sucks. - suzycat
10. She's a little less annoying then nails on a black board - Coriolanus
9. She has lovely shiny hair - suzycat
8. She brings out the Clex - Cynthia187
7. Think of all the poor poor kittens she saves by cutting down on the Clex. - Coriolanus
6. That pretty green necklace she used to wear really suited her. She should wear it again. All the time. - suzycat
5. She gave Whitney a beard. - Elrond50
4. She's taken some responsibility and is now running the Talon -- so we never have to see her at Smallville High again! - SingularElv
3. Who the hell else are we supposed to despise? - outside the box
2. She is getting Clark used to his future occupation. - Elrond50
1. She can screw up a drink order with a smile! - disbelief
10. Kiss a billionaire booth (both Lex and MB could volunteer their lips) - kstanley
9. Get all the downtown businesses to participate in Creamed Corn days. - Starcat
8. A "Blow Your Friend's Instrument Contest" - DCookKC
7. All You Can Eat Langcakes for a dollar! - Bulletproof Monk
6. Who Can Throw The Heaviest Thing At Lana's Face? - outside the box
5. Town-sponsered Meteor Scavenger Hunt financed by an anonymous nonprofit org.- $5 to participate. Finder of largest rock gets $100; finder who doesn't turn into a krypto-mutie gets $1000 - Lyonside
4. Trying not to be seen contest (Let's finally manage to take the cup away from Pete Ross this year folks!) - kstanley
3. Two words: corn maze - slodwick
2. Pie-eating contest. Clark wins. Again. - suzycat
1. Sell Chupa Chups - ZigStar
10. A cow plate, to go with Bo's cow mug. - AlejandraDD
9. This year Lana is getting her father a Waffle maker. He's sick of pancakes. - Crayola
8. Creamed corn - Starcat
7. A hostile takeover. - suzycat
6. Pie! Pie for everyone! - slodwick
5. A pair of iron balls for the MB - Cynthia187
4. "A Platitude A Day" calendar - justjoan
3. A stuffed platypus. - AmandaFM25
2. Cheese. A big truckload of cheese. - Funky Chicken of Death
1. A notarized document from Clark to Bo entitled "I'm not gay! Nor ever will be." (It's legal.) - DantesFire
10. Lana's homemade pie- Pretty outer crust but no filling. (Not sure if there's a cherry on top.) - DantesFire
9. Cheese Pie. A lattice crust, so you can see the filling. - JenHall
8. Bo's favorite- Martha's steaming hot, sweet apple pie. - venusboi79
7. Well, with as many stalkers as she has, I have to say the favorite pie in Smallville is Lana Lang. - Zanne
6. MagNIfiCENT PIE! (You shall NOT be aFRAID of EATING it!) - AlejandraDD
5. They don't care what's in the pie. It's who delivers them that's important. - Funky Chicken of Death
4. I think that thing that resulted from Clark and Lex playing with pastry one night can be considered pie...I mean, they did *ahem* fill it. - madmouth
3. Hair pie. Okay, I grossed myself out. Ew. - Starcat
2. Clark's Cherry Pie. 'Nuff said. ;) - Slashgirl
1. Cow pie - DantesFire
10. Brandy Alexander - Starcat
9. Fluffy Minchin - wileykit666
8. Lexual Healing - psiren
7. Alexa S. Carr - Starcat
6. Lexus Delight (Or as he's known in the adult film industry, Triple Lexxx) - Bulletproof Monk
5. Lexa Luthoria - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
4. Baldy McSexy - mrslexluthor
3. Magnificent Bitch - Gnosis
2. Alexis Carrington - Starcat
1. (Since no drag queen would be caught dead bald...) Persian Rug - firestarter
10. Rex Metropolis - firestarter
9. Buck Naked - Bulletproof Monk
8. The Slot Machine - adellyna
7. Clark Ryder! - Jackbugger
6. Two Gallon George - madmouth
5. Biggus Dickus - mrslexluthor
4. A.J. Dickster - Elrond50
3. Ballsy McStallion - adellyna
2. Jack Dillo - Ophie5
1. Q. Ball - adellyna
10. A FABulous breastplate and nothing else. - AlejandraDD
9. That white Nash Bridges jacket he wore in 'Metamorphosis' - madmouth
8. Botty-riders. (They're a kind of running shorts. I kid you not.) - wileykit666
7. Chaps - Jackbugger
6. Enrique's clothes - ZigStar
5. A bondage harness - Ophie5
4. This (okay, so there is some purple in it, but still....) - Gnosis
3. A toga. With purple in it. (Under which he'd of course go regimental, the Luthors hailing from Scotland after all, and what a perfect opportunity for Clark to get a hands-on history lesson about the Roman baths. With visual aids. Let the buggery commence!) - Jackbugger
2. Spandex (Where do you think Superman got the idea from?) - Thayli
1. Tights and a cape - DCookKC
10. The Invisible Boy - iffer
9. Pete? Who's that? - Grey Roses
8. Scenery - Elrond50
7. That little-known superhero, Exposition Lad. - suzycat
6. Third extra from the left. - firestarter
5. Token Black Guy - AmandaFM25
4. Whatsisname - suzycat
3. Pete-o Incognito - madmouth
2. The boy on the milk carton - Supergirl_16
1. Hotlips - Grey Roses
10. "Is that a meteor rock in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" - SullivanLane
9. Kiss me, I'm FABulous! - firestarter
8. Clark your father is an ass - Elrond50
7. Shut up and blow me - suzycat
6. Clark, I promise to help you find a way to make the cows feed themselves. It's the least I can do after you saved my life. - Starcat
5. Flannel AGAIN?! DAMN IT! How do you live with yourself?! Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees and pray to the god of style and maybe, if you NEVER WEAR THAT SHIRT AGAIN, he'll forgive you! - madmouth
4. I wanna hold your hand. And your ass. And your dick. And your.... - JenHall
3. My Neck, My Back, suck my d*** just like that. Did I mention that I hate that song? - Lexual Healing
2. You know, if you ever wanna tell farm life to fuck off and come with me so we can ride off into the world of madcap homoerotic millionnaire schmoozing in my hot luxury car, just gimme a call. - madmouth
1. Come away with me and be my love.... - Cynthia187
