Ten Fannish Suggestions for Smallville PTB - suzycat
Top Ten Ways to Get Lex Out of His Clothes More Often - Athene
Top Ten Things More FABulous than Lex - madmouth
Extra: Teary!Lex is hot. Yes I am a hurt/comfort whore. Sue me. - suzycat
Top Ten Birthday Gifts for Lana - mrslexluthor
Top Ten Fanfic Cliches We'd Love to See in an Episode but Never Will - Jackbugger
Top Ten Other Business Ventures Lex Should Take an Interest in - DantesFire
Top Ten Smallville Characters Do Shakespeare - firestarter
Top Ten Things We Never Heard Lex Say to Boobs McC - adellyna
Extra: "Oh, yeah...oh...oh-oh-Clark!" - Jackbugger
Top Ten List of Lex's Marriage Proposals to Clark - madmouth
Top Ten Wedding Gifts for the Clex - AlejandraDD
10. You know, the whole concept of changing the course of mighty rivers has been sorely neglected so far. - suzycat
9. Two words: swimming hole - slodwick
8. Enrique makes a reappearance, and the writers somehow work in a character by the name of "Omar." - disbelief
7. Bug...sorry I mean Skull Duggery. - raeblackman
6. Pony rides. - slodwick
5. Armadillos - BlueFroggy
4. Pie. Lots of it. - slodwick
3. Officer Funboy makes an appearance. - BlueFroggy
2. Put an IHoP in Smallville. Or at least have a scene with pancakes. - ZigStar
1. Clark looks mistily across the back paddock, turns and says to Lex: "That's where we buried Bessie. He was our bull. Don't ask." - suzycat
10. If he had a pretty farmer boyfriend, he wouldn't need clothes! - Athene
9. "Hi, Clark. I was just about to take a shower." - suzycat
8. He could copy Clark. When his shirt is messed up and containing some holes, he could just rip it off. - ZigStar
7. Radioactive fallout. Hey, it could happen. - Miss Windy
6. "Jesus, Dad, don't you ever knock?" - suzycat
5. "Hello? Hey Lex!...sure, I can come over...but don't you have a massage appointment booked today?...oh, really?...that's too bad...knocked unconscious by meteor influenced psychos, you say...wow...I'm sorry...no, you're right, it's not my fault...I just feel bad that you won't get your massage...I know how tense you can get...hey! I have an idea! I could do the massage for you!" Sees Lex pull up in driveway. "Damn, that was fast." - wileykit666
4. LuthorCorp proudly presents Lex Luthor's new one man show Fondling Blue Balls: A Nude Experience! - Bulletproof Monk
3. Enrique, in a fit of disgust, torches all of Lex's clothes. Unfortunately for Enrique, Clark thinks it is a fashion statement and Clark and Lex never leave the castle again. - Elrond50
2. "It's the anniversary of my famous skinny-dipping and breast-stroke scene, and I like to relive it for posterity...or is that posterior?" - firestarter
1. Clark, being coyly inept at pool as he is, accidentally gets a cue stuck inside the waistband of Lex's pants and accidentally superrips them into oblivion. - madmouth
10. Fencing!Lex - Lyonside
9. Drivin-Like-Nascar!Lex - Lyonside
8. The CLex. Smokin'! - disbelief
7. Peter Paige. *hides* - Miss Windy
6. ReservoirDogs!Lex - justjoan
5. FoilGiving!Lex - Scarlett007
4. TyNant!Lex - Scarlett007
3. PoolCue!Lex - Scarlett007
2. Wet!Lex - Scarlett007
1. Club Zero!Lex (not the wimpy Club Zero Lex of canon, but the Club Zero Lex of fanon...leather, manacles.…) - iffer
10. Acting lessons - mrslexluthor
9. A life-size portrait of her parents, taken moments before they got squished. Just in case she, you know, forgets. - suzycat
8. Clothing of another color (than pink). - firestarter
7. A nice big stack of pancakes. - Grey Roses
6. A pallet of eye makeup remover. - disbelief
5. Surgery to restore feeling and movement to her upper lip. - Funky Chicken of Death
4. A pair of sailor pants. Because by the time Whitney comes home from the Marines, he will have learned what that flap front is there for.… - Jackbugger
3. A libido. People are starting to talk. The whole male population of Smallville goes bonkers for shy, brawny Clark and yet Ms. Lang bats nary a hormone. - madmouth
2. Meteor Rock earrings. You know, to match. - Miss Windy
1. Pie - Jackbugger
10. Lex and Clark, Chloe, Lana, Pete and Whitney--continuity? What is this continuity you speak of?--all to decide to put aside their differences and camp out...freak storm with no warning--what? never on this show--all phones die with no one in sight, Clark uses superspeed/sight to find an abandoned shack, and then has to figure out how to conserve body heat. Bonus if they end up in Canada - hee - Lyonside
9. It's an oldie but a goodie - I want to see them go clubbing. Leather, vinyl, the works. Ooooh! And Clark in eyeliner! Rrrrowr. - wileykit666
8. Clark saves Lex's life (again!), gives in to the HoYay, and they have wild crazy sweaty mad monkey sex for hours and hours in the barn until Martha or Jonathan come looking for Clark. Heh. - Athene
7. It involves lots of pie. - Clari Clyde
6. Clark tries to, uh, come out to Lex (either including or followed by hot sex) - Clari Clyde
5. Clark and Lex go to the movies and have sexy banter over popcorn. - Miss Windy
4. A car or limo, driving/riding, flirting, and then some more. - Clari Clyde
3. Our boys have kissing practice, then go skinny-dipping at the Castle of Hornitude. - slodwick
2. Clark, working the private "car wash" for Lex. - slodwick
1. An IHOP opening in Smallville drives Lana catatonic. The replacement pancake is a more believable actress and love interest. - DantesFire
10. Beauty Man Gardens or other bishounen type places. - DantesFire
9. Organic produce-especially cucumbers - Slashgirl
8. SuperLube - madmouth
7. Gigolo - DCookKC
6. Undergear - slodwick
5. www.totalgreek.com , especially the plaid boxers. - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
4. Truck/car dealership and Automobile Insurance. He'd make a mint there in Smallville. - disbelief
3. Lex Luthor: Sexual Surrogate - Bulletproof Monk
2. Magnificent Bastard Finishing School - madmouth
1. Becomes the maker of CLex: the movie and it's 10 sequels.... - Tonicat
10. Lana Lang as Lady MacBeth--she keeps washing and washing her hands but she can't get the pancakes off. - firestarter
9. Clark and Lex as Romeo and Juliet...partly because of the tragic, doomed lovers thing, but mostly because I'm a Shakespeare idiot, and don't know any others. But, I think this one works. - slodwick
8. Clark, Whitney, and Pete doing the play within the play in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Just because I think it'd be hysterical. - disbelief
7. Lex as Prospero from the Tempest. A very transitory figure but magical. - Elrond50
6. Chloe as Catherine in Taming of the Shrew. - oakmamma
5. Pete as second horseman in A Midsummer Night's Dream - adellyna
4. Clark and Lex as the leads in: "Ass, You Like It" - ScrunchyDrums
3. How about Lana as Ophelia in Hamlet? At least she'd finally shut up and die...although, so would everyone else now that I think about it. - adellyna
2. Bo as Polonius from Hamlet- always blathering on with the platitudes, seriously lacking in the trust areas when it comes to the hero...wait, you mean Lex isn't the hero? Huh. - justjoan
1. Lex as Henry V- although mostly because I want to see him kill some snowmen who won't surrender. And Clark would be a pretty Katherine- foreign, naive, seduceable. Works for me! (with all due props to mako for Snow, Poets, Rum and Love) - justjoan
10. No, no, Creampuff, you don't really blow on it.... - firestarter
9. Have you met my father Lionel? He's magnificent. But alas, he's also a bastard. Say.... - outside the box
8. Victor?! What the hell happened?! - justjoan
7. "Darling, of course you can drive my brand new Aston Martin Vanquish. Oh pish, half a bottle of wine is no reason to worry. This is Kansas, what could happen?" - Athene
6. Have you ever considered wearing flannel? You'd look great in this one.... What? No, don't be ridiculous, plaid is the new animal print. It's very fashionable. - adellyna
5. Oh god, you survived the bathtub dunking? Oh, um, I mean, I'm so glad you're okay! - disbelief
4. Hey, Clark's here *runs right by her, grinning* - BlueFroggy
3. Victoria, I've decided we should really care more about our friends the animals and become vegetarians. That's right, from now on all of our meals will be made from organic produce. Fresh from the farm. - adellyna
2. Here, darling, let me nibble on your ear...my God, I can see all the way through to the other side! - Miss Windy
1. "You call sleeping with me business? In that case, I want my money back!" - firestarter
10. Only because I just finished reading the latest from 13-year-old-girl Lex's diary: Would you marry me? YES NO (circle the right answer) - AlejandraDD
9. Clark, we've come to that time in our relationship where it's time to shit or get off the pot. What do ya say we elope to Greece and tell both of our fathers to go fuck themselves, or better yet, each other? - adellyna
8. Clark I can see myself growing old with you, and then trying over and over again to destroy you. - Gnosis
7. Clark, I have acquired a taste for organic produce. Will you keep me in it? - Wubba
6. You're either with me or against me. Or in me. Not necessarily in that order. - Shy
5. You know, all of these hot, sexy, and fast sports cars could be yours if...you'll let me be yours. Forever. - disbelief
4. Shut up and marry me. Wait, did I say marry? I meant blow. - Funky Chicken of Death
3. Unfortunately, Lex is unable to talk, what with Bo's shotgun shoved in his mouth. So he uses sign language. He's very resourceful, after all. - justjoan
2. I'm sorry, Clark, but I simply can't continue to see you without some sort of legally binding agreement that will prevent you from ever testifying against me. Shall head to Vermont and get married? - Athene
1. Lex's last line from Bound - AlejandraDD
10. A Love Swing - adellyna
9. Stock in the Astroglide company. - Brooding_Soul
8. Leather bound copies of every book of homoerotic poetry ever written, including Leaves of Grass. Just for inspiration. - JenHall
7. An Audi TT, just so my head can explode from pleasure. - Wubba
6. His naked self in a giant pie. - madmouth
5. Leather restraints - Brooding_Soul
4. Peacock feathers and body paint. - oakmamma
3. The book "Ripley's Believe It Or Not Alien Sex Manual or What To Do If Your Alien Spouse Ejaculates A Gallon Of Semen Every Time!" - Bulletproof Monk
2. A toaster. (although I suppose that should be for Lex) - justjoan
1. A manservant to replace Enrique, who went insane after finding out his master was marrying Fruity. - Brooding_Soul
