Top Ten Smallville Pie Flavours (redux) - suzycat
Top Ten Things Clark Likes to Do With His Weekend - Athene
Top Ten Things I Would Restrain Myself From Saying To John Glover - Jackbugger
Top Ten Things I'd Have To Restrain Myself From Saying to Michael Rosenbaum - Jackbugger
Extra: Mike, um...nice bulge in Urban Legends, hon! I espescially liked the shadow on the bulge. I wanted to lick the bulge. I wanted to kiss it through the fabric. I wanted to called the bulge "Little Mike" and rub him until he.... Well, you get the picture. - mrslexluthor
Top Ten Pet Names for the Urban Legends Bulge - mrslexluthor
Top Ten Coolest Things Lex Could Do if He Really Ruled the World - Shy
Top Ten Things I'd Bite My Tongue To Keep From Saying To Allison Mack - Jackbugger
Extra: If you shaved your head bald and wore purple, you can date Clark as long as you want. - Shy
Top Ten Pet Names Lex Has for Clark (nothing naughty) - Shy
Top Ten Smallville Limericks - Thayli
Top Ten Smallville Most Common Stage Directions - firestarter
Extra: Martha purses her lips - Jackbugger
10. Clark's Cherry Pie, cuz there's always the question of who will eat it first - firestarter
9. Lex's Boston Creme pie. It's distinguished, rich, and the last sweet cream stuck on his upper lip can be licked off at you're leisure.… - Shy
8. Bo's Steak and Cheese Pie. Stodgy and unoriginal, but curiously satisfying. - suzycat
7. Martha Kent's pie: it's all-natural and organic. And we all know what flavour it is. - Jackbugger
6. Creamed corn pie - Starcat
5. Cheesecake - Jackbugger
4. Rat pie, rat pudding, rat sherbet, and...uhh...strawberry tarts! - Bulletproof Monk
3. Roadkill Pie, in honor of the yo-yo dieter chick from 'Craving', who I can only think of as 'Cellulita,' tm Omar. - firestarter
2. Lana's Very Special Sugar Lattice Pie...All Show, No Substance! - Athene
1. Lex Luthor's special triple chocolate and peanut butter pie--it's irresistable and oh so tasty, but it's definitely not good for you. - The *Other* Daughter
10. Make Mom Make Pie. Eat Pie. Milk Bessie. Drink Bessie's Milk. Perch outside Lex's bedroom, pie and milk in hand, hoping that Lex won't notice the...mess. - Athene
9. Dillo Hunting!!! - Athene
8. Lex - AmandaFM25
7. Wash cars (see Cyb's latest fic) - AmandaFM25
6. Use his telescope - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
5. Spend all his free time with Lex, helping him enjoy the weekend and hoping he can work up the courage to offer to let Lex enjoy his end. - Jackbugger
4. Gift-wrap himself and jump naked out of the box, in Lex's sauna of minor-corruption. They pretend it's a birthday. - madmouth
3. Writing that big paper for history class. "It has to be about classical Greece or Rome, Lex, and I was hoping I could use your library. You have books about that, right? And maybe you could um, tutor me?" - Jackbugger
2. Skinny-dipping, sun bathing, or anything else that gets him out of his pants. Dumb pants! - justjoan
1. Having a long "discussion" with Lex about the relative merits of drinking milk from the bottle vs. drinking water from a bottle, with numerous "demonstrations" of technique and enjoyment factor. "See, Lex, your bottle is too small. Watch me." Beat. "Lex? Lex, are you okay? Breathe, Lex!" - Jackbugger
10. Marry me? Please? I've been told I make a handsome looking man. - Ktnb
9. Now, see, *I* thought the LuthorCorp plant was an anarcho-syndicalist commune. - suzycat
8. Now, that "I'm gay" thing. That's "I'm gay except for Joan", right? - justjoan
7. Ohmigawd! It'sjohngloverwho'sSatanandaLuthorallinone! Yay Pie! - Thayli
6. Shut up and blow me? - adellyna
5. Yo John man, good work on the Smallville stuff. But I liked you best in Annie Hall. In the wifebeater, demanding that Diane Keaton put her feet on your very hairy chest. Could you maybe work that in to next season? - emelerin
4. So, um, how far does Michael take that bald thing? Like, is he a METHOD actor? - emelerin
3. You really fancy Michael Rosenbaum, don't you? - suzycat
2. So tell me, in Tempest, when you grabbed his bald head and brought his face reeeeeeal close. What was it like? - adellyna
1. Please understand, I mean this in the nicest possible way.... Could I give you a blowjob? I'm told I'm not bad at it.... And could you maybe call me Lex? - Jackbugger
10. I. Love. You. Would you sign my breast? Please? Can I take you home? Will you take me home? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek. (Then I'd pass out) - adellyna
9. Would you mind if I rubbed your head? Which one? Oh, uh, both, I guess. Yeah, definitely both. - wordnerd
8. Omigod! You are SO much hotter in real life! Do you like older women? Did you get those scars from hockey? God, I've never actually heard you talk with your own voice before! Do you want a British or NZ passport, I can marry you if you do! Are you really that huge or is it a sock? Did you start the HoYay deliberately or was it just a happy accident? I really liked your work in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, you know I didn't know who you were then but I got it out again recently and I remembered the scene so well, esp the "about three weeks" line, that was so sweet,I can't believe that was the first time you were ever on set and you had to cry, I can't cry on cue, can you? Can I have sex with you? Can you show me your shaggin' wagon? (continues without pausing for breath for four hours, during which MR dies of asphyxia from taking in breaths and attempting, unsuccessfully, to butt in) - suzycat
7. "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." - Starcat
6. "..............." *eyes glaze over, mouth hanging open, silly little grin* - slodwick
5. Look at him, and scream. Then scream again. Then burst into tears. Typical teen fan-girl response, according to kstanley - slodwick
4. Say, I have an idea. Let's go back to your place and avoid my minority of age. - madmouth
3. "I'm sorry, Mr. Rosenbaum, slodwick isn't usually like this with all the screaming and whatnot. I'll try to calm her dow...no, slodwick, no! You stop grabbing Mr. Rosenbaum's groin right now! You cannot have his pants! Bad fan girl! :) - Bulletproof Monk
2. If you show me your woody, I'll show you mine. Naw baby, I don't have a penis.;) - Lexual Healing
1. Mr. Rosenblehhhhh...heehee...you sure are pretty! - Rhiannonhero
10. Kung Fu Mikey - adellyna
9. 'dillo - Starcat
8. My favourite 'urban legend' that didn't make it into the movie. - Jackbugger
7. Oh my God. - suzycat
6. Oh! Is it ten o'clock, already? - slodwick
5. It's, uh, gum, I think. - slodwick
4. Technical problem. "Joe, can we get some more reflectors over here? This guy's dick is throwing too much shadow." - suzycat
3. Dillo of lurrrvve. - edie22
2. Is that a pool cue.... - Shy
1. Clark, that's not an udder! - Shy
10. Go round to the Kent Farm, tell Bo and Martha all, and ride off into the sunset with Clark. Laws? He laughs in the teeth of laws. - suzycat
9. Clark - Wubba
8. Walk around and say, "It's good to be the King." He would also ban clothing for Clark. - Elrond50
7. Improve the general run of manners. People can be so rude. - JenHall
6. Re-enact 'The Emperor's New Clothes,' as in, he's not really wearing any. When the little boy, let's call him Ryan, starts to nark, Clark and all of us at home could yell, "Shhhhh! Don't say anything!" - firestarter
5. You mean he doesn't - greenman
4. Buy Gotham City (as he almost did in the comics) and turn it into one big Club Zero (which he may have done if Batman and company didn't stop him) - Gnosis
3. Kill Lana - welshstar
2. Declare Smallville the first nudist colony in the Midwest right after he bans Lana from city limits. - Athene
1. Institute an all-purple dress code - Jackbugger
10. "Have they put 'must have flippy hair' in your contract yet or is it just understood that hair changes will not be in your future?" - Athene
9. Is your secret identity Santa Claus? Then why are you wearing his pants?! - AlejandraDD
8. Please ask the WB to give Chloe a mutation and allow her to kill Lana. Please. - adellyna
7. I wonder who'd win in a battle, you or peptic acid? - madmouth
6. You should get the writers to do a Nicodemus sequel...and use it as a vehicle to kick Lana's ass - wordnerd
5. Is everything here true? - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
4. "Ouch. I just bit my tongue. Um...want to kiss it better?" - Jackbugger
3. You do know they are going to change your character's name to Lois Lane? - DantesFire
2. So how do you get through a day without drooling uncontrollably? - Minders
1. Frustrations around never actually getting to snog Tom Welling. Discuss. (Actually I *would* ask her that.) - suzycat
10. Angel - Shy
9. Clark. He never calls him anything but Clark. In fact he never addresses him at any time without using his name at least once. Clark, Clark, Clark. He just never shuts up with the Clark. - suzycat
8. Captain Flannel - mrslexluthor
7. Farmboy - Starcat
6. Obtuse - Elrond50
5. Foil Man - Cynthia187
4. Sugar-Hips-in-Training - mrslexluthor
3. My scrump-dilly-icious best pal - firestarter
2. Clark Bar - mrslexluthor
1. Sugar Pie Honey Bunch...lol - Cynthia187
10. There once was a Boobs McChesty/Who couldn't fit them in a vesty. She didn't think twice/Put them on ice/And now is a great transvesty! - Shy
9. There once was a guy called Pete/Whose acting you just couldn't beat. But the people from WB/Had blinders you see/ Now he is the victim of stinky feet! - Shy
8. There once was a farmer named Bo/Who mistook his wife for a hoe. He dug with her head/Until Martha was dead/And all Bo could say then was, 'D'oh!" - firestarter
7. There once was a man with such hair/For his bald son he didn't care. Though Bastard is he/He's Magnificent, see/So to dis him we wouldn't dare - psiren
6. Clark Kent had pretty bad luck/A journalist blew up his truck. But he knew his best friend/Would fix things in the end/After a good superfuck - AmandaFM25
5. There once was bad cop named Phelan/Who was always on Clark a whale'n. But before Bo was fresh meat/Clark got said cop in the hot seat/And now he and Lex are a hay balin'. - Shy
4. Clark is one heck of a guy/Who will never let Lex die. He's always right there/Showing his love and care/And bakes the most delicious Pie! - Shy
3. There once was an ugly geek/Who had owned bugs like a freak. A green rock made him phat/Till Clark made him go splat/Goodbye, our Villian Of The Week! - Shy
2. In Smallville the young Clark Kent/Saw his best friend was queerly bent. Said Clark, "Make me purr,"/Lex answered him, "Sure,"/And off to the castle they went. - Jackbugger
1. There once was a young man named Lex/Who seemed rather ambiguous about sex. Till one day he and Clark/Decided to park/And now he and Clark are the Clex - JenHall
10. Lex puts (fill in the blank) in his mouth
9. Lex grabs ____________
8. Lionel runs hands through his hair. - adellyna
7. The car/pickup truck ________.
6. Lana, _______
5. Lex looks at Clark's beautiful ____.
4. Clark looks down and to the side - Funky Chicken of Death
3. Pete (off-screen)... - Funky Chicken of Death
2. Bo booms, "Son.... - adellyna
1. Camera pans over corn. Have these people never heard of crop rotation? - Lyonside
