Top Ten Names of the Meteor Rocks Before They're Called "Kryptonite" - marshman98
Top Ten Reasons Why Nell Didn't Appear in the Last Few Episodes - AlejandraDD
Top 10 Excuses for Speeding in Smallville - Funky Chicken of Death
Top Ten Reasons Why You Aren't Getting Any in Smallville - wileykit666
Top Ten would be Features of Survivor: Smallville - Gnosis
Top Ten Things Chloe Will Say to Clark the Next Time She Sees Him - Lexual Healing
10. Langcake Makers - slodwick
9. Green thingies - AlejandraDD
8. Paper Weights - Tonicat
7. Weasel boogers - Clark'N'Lana4Ever!!!!!
6. Plot devices - ZigStar
5. Cheap fake emeralds - AlejandraDD
4. Oojiwhatsisthingamabobbers - psiren
3. (In the spirit of #4, and because of Discworld) Wossnames - Kimiko
2. The people of Smallville like to remember them as the "Holy freaking mother of god run!!!!!" - Bulletproof Monk
1. "That thing you use when you know that the Luthor manor glasses won't break themselves" - AlejandraDD
10. She got tired of listening to Lana's blahblahmyparentsarepancakescakes so she took a bus to California to be a Baywatch lifeguard. - AlejandraDD
9. She's been in speech therapy to try to get rid of her lisp. - bluejade
8. Since Lana is running the Talon, Nell is covering her school work and is too busy to do anything else. - Gnosis
7. Killing kittens, the Bo Kent obsession way. - Kimiko
6. She was eaten by a kryptonite-fertized plant in her shop, but Lana was too busy trying to act to notice. - ZigStar
5. She finally realized that Bo would never leave Ma Kent for her, and that all the other attractive men in Smallville were either married or gay, so she ran off to Metropolis. - JenHall
4. She realised that Metropolis wasn't any better, and is drowning her sorrows in a bar in Tihuana - Kimiko
3. That thing on her head in Leech slowly ate her brain and she's been wandering around the garden saying "Can't sleep, clown's will eat me" And she keeps mistaking Lana for a clown because of the eye make-up - edie22
2. She planned and is executing a plan to assassinate Boobs McChesty due to some misguided idea that by killing of the women Lionel sleeps with, she can get back into his good graces. - J.D.
1. She's looking for Lana's parents. Whatever happened to them, anyway? - Funky Chicken of Death
10. Aw, c'mon! That kid over there was RUNNING faster than me! - Funky Chicken of Death
9. Your name is Lex Luthor. - Fleegull
8. Lana Lang just brought up her parents - steptacular
7. Bo starts spitting out platitudes - Fleegull
6. Whitney's truck won't crash itself - UMPrincess
5. Cuz if you're lucky, you just might catch Chloe walking across the street - cmeridian
4. Pete needs to do SOMETHING! - BlueFroggy
3. You have to get home to feed the cows. - JenHall
2. There's a tornado coming and you really need to get to it so you can crash your car in a ditch and get sucked up in it while you try to play games on your cell phone. - Alilabeth
1. There's a really hot farmboy standing on a bridge and you need to run into him in order to launch his journey of HoYay and sexual confusion.- wileykit666
10. If you sniff the Nicodemus powder for too long you die. - Alilabeth
9. Your girlfriend keeps babbling on and on about some pancakes. - AlejandraDD
8. Some homicidal teenager tries to kill you every day. - Alilabeth
7. Your father is Bo, and he's spouted many a platitude about abstinence. Now go feed those cows, they won't... (you know how it goes) - outside the box
6. Your husband spends all his time feeding the cows - JenHall
5. Your name isn't Lex Luthor. - bluejade
4. You're scared your superseed could blast the back off someone's head. -
3. Half of Smallville's eligible dating pool has mutated into kryptofreaks and is dead or in a hospital somewhere. - disbelief
2. It's illegal in Kansas. - wileykit666
1. You are no longer Smooth and now are dead. - Gnosis
10. Everyone votes Lana off. So they get rid of Whitney. - Coriolanus
9. Unfortunately for Clark, Lana's Krypto-pendant is the immunity necklace - Fleegull
8. Hot! Gay! Jungle! Sex!!! - Justin Cognito
7. Lex's hair starts growing, and everyone realizes that he wasn't naturally bald, he just had Enrique shaving his head every morning, but there are no razors in the jungle. - AlejandraDD
6. Everyone has to survive a car crash, and only Clark and Lex make it to the end (now that Whitney has been voted off, no one else has the practice) - Thayli
5. "I'm casting my ballot for Bo because I know the chores won't do themselves and I don't need to hear it again and again!" - Gnosis
4. Martha does everything she can to get voted out cause she's tired of Bo's crap and competing with the cows for attention. - Elrond50
3. Lex would not be a Survivor he'd be the Host. He gets millions for pocket change. He doesn't need to compete! - J.D.
2. Clark gets disqualified because he's been getting "special treatment" from the Host. - Funky Chicken of Death
1. Pete refuses to eat a rat because it isn't seasoned properly. - Lexual Healing
10. It's Lex isn't it! - BlueFroggy
9. Did my breath smell *THAT* bad?????? - AlejandraDD
8. What do I have to do, Clark, shave my head? - wileykit666
7. Were the cows hungry again? - JenHall
6. You are such an AS***LE! And your mother dresses you funny. (Coming from her that would be rich.) - Elrond50
5. I want my cheese back. - Clark'N'Lana4Ever!!!!!
4. You blew it, Clark. Looks like it'll just be you and your telescope for the forseeable future - wileykit666
3. I've had it with you Clark Kent! I'm going home with Kenny. He certainly seems to be more interesting since he fell into that ditch full of meteor rocks. - Gnosis
2. She won't say anything, but will stick to her original plan of never speaking to him ever again. Then she will ride off into the sunset with Paul Chan, and Clark and Lana can enjoy a relationship based entirely on long, soulful gazes, blindingly pretty smiles, and inappropriate facial expressions. - wileykit666
1. After slapping Clark and spreading nasty rumors about what he REALLY does when he visits Lex, Chloe will cry on Pete's shoulder and realize Pete is the one for her and spends the rest of the formal with him (his date...right...ummm...she died) - BlueFroggy
