Top Ten SV Video Rentals - firestarter
Top Ten SV Diagnoses Real or Imaginary - firestarter
Top Ten Gifts That Lionel Could Give Clex For Their Honeymoon - Slashgirl
Top Ten Reasons Nell Can Stand Lana - Shy
Top Ten Reasons Our So-Called Real Lives Need Never Intrude into Our Obsession - mrslexluthor
Extra: Because I don't want to be in love, I want to be in love on the WB. - Thayli
Top Ten Comments We Want KK's Acting Coach to Make - AmandaFM25
Top Ten Ways To Make Jonathan Accept Lex - and Possibly Clex - Slashgirl
Extra: Nipple clamps - public defender
Top Ten Things Written to Clark in His Yearbook - public defender
Top Ten Things Written in Lex's Yearbook - phantom_minuet
Top Ten Pet Names Lex has for Clark - DCookKC
10. Armaggedon (alternative title "Meteor Attacks")!! Starring Bruce Willis, and introducing Lewis and Laura Lang. - aotearoa_gal
9. My Upper Lip. Starring Daniel Day Lewis and featuring Lana Lang. - aotearoa_gal
8. Pi. (Everyone) - firestarter
7. Powder. (Actually, it's just Clark who rents it every weekend. For some reason the main character really turns him on.) - autumnyte
6. Rented by Lex: Velvet Goldmine - Clari Clyde
5. Pete: The Invisible Man - Gnosis
4. The Lost Boys: rented by Lex for he and Clark to watch together. - joyfulgirl41
3. Lana rents: The Princess Diaries and The Little Princess. - Jennifus
2. "My Own Private Idaho" -- again, rented by Lex for he and Clark to view together. As they watch, Lex pontificates about the plot, singing the virtues of living a miss-spent youth to piss of your rich daddy, and to be all the more impressive to your business associates when you "straighten up" (haha! as if ANYTHING about The Lexy will ever be "straight"...), and desperately hoping all the emphasis on man-love will spark a little CLex.... - alee
1. Martha - The Bridges of Madison County - firestarter
10. Messianic Complex - Clark - firestarter
9. Laryngitis - Peter (from all the talking he does) - aotearoa_gal
8. Satyriasis - Lex (around Clark) - Weredonut
7. Upper lip paralysis - Lana. - lex'sbabe
6. Platituditis - Bo Kent - lex'sbabe
5. Retinitis Pigmentosa - Lionel Luthor (oh, say it isn't so!) - voodoogoddess
4. Lex also has a perpetual case of epididymitis (Just until Clark figures things out) - autumnyte
3. Blue balls. Lex, Whitney, Clark, Lionel.... - DCookKC
2. Denial - Chloe - Slashgirl
1. Clex - Nymphomania - Slashgirl
10. Privacy - Slashgirl
9. Leftover tubes of lube that he and Jonathan did not use when they were together. Somebody should use it! - mrslexluthor
8. The Luthor heirloom scold's bridle. - C.
7. Enrique - aotearoa_gal
6. A lock of his hair. What? That would be a great gift! - outside the box
5. A promise that he would "talk" to Jonathan and "calm him down" - joyfulgirl41
4. Unlimited use of his dungeon, with the camcorders off (or so he says!) - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
3. Pie (Yeah!Pie!) - Shy
2. Matching foils with their entwined initials carved on the hilts - phantom_minuet
1. Superpowered! Matching cell phones so they can plan around their future world saving/destroying dayjobs to see each other. - Shy
10. She's deaf. - Shy
9. Nell feels badly because she was too slow in tossing Lana's butt in the street after her parents that fateful day 12 years ago on a sunny October afternoon! - mrslexluthor
8. Drugs. Lots of drugs. - Gnosis
7. Her Krypto-mutation is an unnatural calmness and unperturbability (except for birthday parties, in which case she becomes the Krypto-Martha-Stewart). - Minders
6. It's necessary research. She has to understand how much agony the human mind/body/spirit can withstand for her "Madam Nell, Mistress of Pain" weekends. - justjoan
5. She's been "Mrs. Robinson" to Whitney this whole time. Nell put up with Lana because she sent Whitney running right into her arms. - public defender
4. They are birds of a feather and no one in town likes Nell anymore than they like Lana. - DCookKC
3. She shagged Lionel - if she can do that she can put up with anything! - aotearoa_gal
2. She's using the Talon as a front for her drug smuggling ring. - outside the box
1. There's kryptonite in her eyeshadow! - mrslexluthor
10. Real life? What is that? Sounds scary. Help me, Mommy! - mrslexluthor
9. Cos I can hide my obsession with an obsessiveness that knows no bounds. - aotearoa_gal
8. TWOP--better than Ecstasy. - firestarter
7. Because on most days you can live on Pie alone.... - Shy
6. Because it's only "Real" if you believe it.... - alee
5. Most days you can live on TWoP alone.... - voodoogoddess
4. Because RL Michael would never have enough stamina.... - joyfulgirl41
3. Because we know more about our fellow posters than we do about our RL friends. Friends? What friends? - AmandaFM25
2. What, me bathe? - Shy
1. Sleep? What is this mysterious thing you speak of? - AmandaFM25
10. Whatever you do, don't read the Smallville threads on TWOP! - firestarter
9. That's it, I quit! This isn't working out for either of us. I highly suggest you go hire Annie Sullivan. You know her she's known as the miracle worker! - Thayli
8. "No, Kristin. Michael is not a better actor than you are. Okay, that's not exactly true. He is a better actor than you are, but he doesn't look nearly as good as you do in a mini-skirt. Okay, that's not exactly true, either. He does look as good as you do in a mini-skirt, but he doesn't have nearly as much chemistry with Tom as you do."
"Really?"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know, sometimes I just crack myself up." - phantom_minuet
7. "Mr Gough...you do realise that Kristin sucks at acting, don't you? I've tried to explain the concepts of emoting, trying, and top lip movement to her but she doesn't get it. She's useless. And will you stop watching slow-mo footage of her running, that creeps me out, you know!!" - aotearoa_gal
6. For the last time. MOVE YOUR LIP! - Thayli
5. We want to see real emotion, not that expression that looks like you just passed gas! - autumnyte
4. Oh for the love of God. Once again...you're supposed to be crying about Whitney's dead dad, not suffering from horrible nasal allergies. - daisycherub
3. Why do you have to be evil to act? Is this some sort of passive-aggressive thing?! - Shy
2. When real people talk, their voices go up and down in pitch. Now you try it. - C.
1. Where's a Nicodemus flower when we really need one? - Slashgirl
10. Lex teaching the cows to feed themselves - a useful skill for a farmer's future son-in-law. - Slashgirl
9. A little something of whatever Nell is on to help her deal with Lana. (I'm sure she'd be willing to share with Jonathan.) - Minders
8. Pie makes everything better. Everything. - Shy
7. Lex could disguise himself as a cow, and work his way into Bo's affections that way. - Weredonut
6. They can assure Bo that when he comes over to visit Lex and Clark, he'll have his own bathroom. - autumnyte
5. Lex could loan Martha a copy of "Lysistrata." - Minders
4. Twenty uninterrupted minutes with Lana. - phantom_minuet
3. Thumbscrews - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
2. Purchase all birthday/Christmas presents at the Dollar Store. - voodoogoddess
1. Chupa Chups. - Lex&Clark4ever
10. Who the hell is Clark? - aotearoa_gal
9. Thanks for saving my ass that one time. - DCookKC
8. Dude, how old are you really? - Grey Roses
7. Have a nice summer. The Student Council. - firestarter
6. Good luck looking at Uranus! (What, he studies the planets all the time....) - Shy
5. Your boyfriend is really hot. See you next year! - autumnyte
4. Good luck on figuring out the meaning of being human! Cheers, the Philosophy Club. - out_there
3. You would look so good in tights! See ya next year. Love, the Drill Team. - public defender
2. Come join the band next year! We'll teach you how to blow! - C.
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The Math Club - phantom_minuet
10. Come to my house during the summer and I'll teach you what you can't learn at Club Zero. - aotearoa_gal
9. I don't know you, but some old guy with a beard paid me 10 bucks to sign this. - autumnyte
8. "Let's stay friends forever" signed, Tim "Brainiac" Arnold and Charlie "The Joker" Smith - Gnosis
7. I think I left my panties in your Lexus. Keep them. I know you're never going to see me again. But here's my number, okay? Call me? Okay? Love, Candy. - firestarter
6. What the hell are you still doing at school? I thought we expelled you months ago. Mr.Davis (PS: Meet me in the locker showers in half an hour). - Angel2Chaos
5. How'd you get a year book? You weren't here most of the year! Unless Metropolis Penitentiary and Judicial System is counted as part of the curriculum. - aotearoa_gal
4. "It doesn't really matter what I write in this because you'll never get it back considering I've stolen it and placed it in my Lex Shrine." - ashanta
3. Thanks for teaching us how to blow -- The band, orchestra, chamber group, pep band, jazz ensemble, etc. - Minders
2. Thank you for your wonderful demonstration of Nude-Greco wrestling! Signed by the Entire Latin Department - Shy
1. And from the Anvil thread...See you next year, Head Job! - DCookKC
10. Clarkbar - DCookKC
9. Farmboy - autumnyte
8. Da Supraman - Shy
7. Beer can (And with that post, I officially exhaust my limited supply of gay euphemisms.) - phantom_minuet
6. Sugarlips - Minders
5. Claaaaaark - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
4. My Big Red Ess. - public defender
3. Jailbait - adellyna
2. The ol' ball and chain - aotearoa_gal
1. Bitch - public defender
