Top Ten Reasons Whitney Really Left - public defender
Top Ten Reasons Why Lionel Never Forgets a Face - Shy
Top Ten Ways Smallville Would Be Different if it Were Anime - greenman
Top Ten Ways Jonathan and Lionel Could End Their Feud - Slashgirl
Top Ten Things Lex Did While Living in England - Shy
Top Ten Themes for Spirit Week - firestarter
Top Ten Reasons Superman Wears His Underwear on the Outside - PunPunPun
Top Ten Events At The Smallville Fair This Labor Day Weekend - Bulletproof Monk
Top Ten Things You Can Do with a Pissed-off Pete - Shy
Top Ten Epitaphs on the Langs' Gravestone - Shy
10. A Few Good Men - public defender
9. Lana, Lana, Lana, Lana...and did I mention Lana? - Angel2Chaos
8. The sudden attention from Clark scared him. - C.
7. He moved to Trucksville! - AmandaFM25
6. Maybe he got tired of that lack of upperlip movement and real emotions. - lex'sbabe
5. His kryptonite tattoo started calling him "baby" and inciting him to kill Lana. - phantom_minuet
4. He has a thing for men with crew cuts and calling people "Sir! Yes sir!" - aotearoa_gal
3. He was morally opposed to, and horrified by the blatant oppression of the black man in Smallville, Kansas. - adellyna
2. He needed a haircut but he couldn't get around the WB Floppy Hair standards. - AmandaFM25
1. So Lionel could visit his little 'seaman'. - Shy
10. Lapel camera. - AmandaFM25
9. It's not the face he remembers it's the scent. - Thayli
8. Because he's always on top and face-to-face. - AmandaFM25
7. After all the booze induced blackouts he makes it a point to memorise everyone he meets just in case. - aotearoa_gal
6. So he doesn't mate the same mistake twice. - Thayli
5. Because someone very close to him once told him "Faces don't remember themselves!" - Thayli
4. Because fingerprinting is too messy, and DNA testing takes too long. - phantom_minuet
3. Compensating for his terrible memory for names. (This family affliction has also caused all Luthors to only marry and name their offspring names starting with 'L'. That way, all extended family greeting cards can just be addressed "to L. Luthor" and signed "from L. Luthor". Obviously, the Langs suffer a similar condition.) - out_there
2. Even Lionel has enough class to never stab anyone in the back. He remembers the looks on their faces as the blade sinks in. - public defender
1. It was a class at Harvard, "how to keep your past enemies from killing you in the future 102" - greenman
10. Chloe's hair would suddenly seem extremely understated! - out_there
9. The anvils wouldn't be metaphorical or figurative, and when Lex got whapped on the head he'd really see stars. - aotearoa_gal
8. Lana would have even bigger green eyes and her hair would be even more perfect, if it were possible. - Angel2Chaos
7. The cows would talk. - Angel2Chaos
6. All the characters would be easy to understand because of their huge facial expressions. (even Lana!) - Angel2Chaos
5. Pete would have lines. They would be in Japanese, but he would have lines. - Minders
4. Clark and any mysterious opponent would magically be an expert in a martial art - Clari Clyde
3. No more crappy alt-rock soundtrack! - autumnyte
2. The 'dillo would be replaced by a glowing cone of light. - phantom_minuet
1. Jonathan could spout platitudes in two languages. - Slashgirl
10. Lionel could give Jonathan a lifetime supply of Chupa Chups - Slashgirl
9. Their kids could get married. - phantom_minuet
8. Make-up sex - autumnyte
7. Back to Nipple Clamps - public defender
6. They could have a cliche-off. Platitudes vs. Art of War-isms - public defender
5. Lionel holds Jonathan to his promise that Jonathan will forgive him "when pigs fly." Due to the tornado, this happens. - Minders
4. They could reminisce about their football glory days. (you know, being Tight End and Wide Receiver...) - Shy
3. Bullets - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
2. Lionel could buy Bo cows that were biologically engineered to feed themselves. - outside the box
1. They could share a Pie. And use each other as napkins to clean up.... - Shy
10. Most of the House of Commons and all of the House of Lords - phantom_minuet
9. Redefined "bangers and mash." - public defender
8. Sneer condescendingly at Nelson's "Column" - Minders
7. The weekly pub crawls...but he did them daily. - aotearoa_gal
6. Took up rowing. It's a good way to build up stamina and learn how to keep a rhythm. - C.
5. Took copious notes while visiting The Tower of London. - firestarter
4. He went out for a drink and ended up meeting the *real* Big Ben. - lex'sbabe
3. He met with Austin Powers and taught him to say, "Yeah, baby, yeah!" Austin taught him about getting himself a cool vehicle like a Shaggin' Wagon! - mrslexluthor
2. Learned what the adage "don't drop the soap" meant in the boarding schools' showers. (But unfortunately for him, and fortunately for Clark (cos of Lex's experience in that...um...area), that boarding school soap sure is a slippery bugger). - aotearoa_gal
1. Was single-handedly responsible for about 1000 entries in Bridget Jones' diary. - firestarter
10. 'Wear Non-Primary Colors' Day. - firestarter
9. 'Platitudes' day - aotearoa_gal
8. 'Get Pete to say something' day. - aotearoa_gal
7. Glitter Day! - Minders
6. "Crazy Hair Day" (Poor Lex.) - autumnyte
5. Chupa Chup day! - Shy
4. Single Malt Scotch Whisky Day - TGC-64
3. Redneck Day--overalls, workboots, chewing tobacco... - phantom_minuet
2. Green Rock Day - C.
1. Wear your underwear outside your pants day (since we know Clark got all his ideas for the suit in high school) - PunPunPun
10. Sometimes mistakes are made when Clark dresses using his SuperSpeed. - Minders
9. Distraction - C.
8. Avoids an unattractive panty line under the spandex. - phantom_minuet
7. Lex thinks it's hot. - DCookKC
6. He gets dressed in the dark, trying not to wake up Lex - AlejandraDD
5. He's senile (like in the Henry Jones Jr fic) - AlejandraDD
4. He stole the idea from Madonna. - Brodie
3. Something more to take off during the striptease.... - Shy
2. To avoid Superwedgies. - Zev
1. Because they constricted the boys if you get my meaning. - Bulletproof Monk
10. H(oY)ay Rides - public defender
9. The Tunnel of Love - phantom_minuet
8. The Cow Feeding Contest - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
7. Pie-eating contest - firestarter
6. Freak Show - autumnyte
5. The Dunk Clark booth. The entire town was astonished at the outrageous amount of money Lex Luthor spent on that one. It's like he didn't want to give the poor boy a change to dry off.... - Grey Roses
4. The Clark Kissing Booth (Lex never came up for air) - Shy
3. Gumboot (or Prada pumps) toss - aotearoa_gal
2. The "Throw a Pie at Clark" booth. Lex got to lick off all the whipped cream. - AmandaFM25
1. The 'Watch Lana emote while she talks about the squishage of her dead parents' booth. - aotearoa_gal
10. Hand him a gun and stick him in a room with Lex...no, wait that's been done. - aotearoa_gal
9. Supply power to New York for a year. - C.
8. Tell him that Lana has been stealing his creamed corn. - outside the box
7. Pet him and stroke him and help him to calm down.... *ahem* Where was I? - firestarter
6. Ignore him. He'll be gone by the next scene anyway.... - Thayli
5. Who is this "Pete" everybody speaks of? - public defender
4. Put Pete in a room with Lionel and see who comes out on top. - Lex&Clark4ever
3. Use the scene as a sure-fire nomination of SMALLVILLE for an Essence award. - i know Nothing! NOTHING!
2. (pointing at him) IT'S CALLED EMOTION, LANA! DON'T BE SCARED OF IT!!!! - Shy
1. Give him some lines. - aotearoa_gal
10. Shhh!!! Don't tell anyone! - firestarter
9. We leave behind a loving daughter and pancakes for everyone! - aotearoa_gal
8. This story may cause you to tear-up/The Langs, they just couldn't gear-up./Didn't run from that rock/They just stood there in shock/And now they would go great with syrup. - PunPunPun
7. Their daughter's been a brat/Since before they went splat./They left her with Nell/Who is a beyatch from Hell/And the meteor squashed them flat! (as pancakes) - aotearoa_gal
6. Shut. It. Lana! - Grey Roses
5. Lewis and Laura Lang: Not the brightest bulbs in the box;/About as smart as a bag of rocks;/They were a few bricks short of a full load;/Their driveway didn't quite reach the road;/Not the sharpest tools in the shed;/And that is the reason they're dead. - autumnyte
4. There once was a couple named Lang/Who went out with a dirty great bang/They left us with Lana/So even though we don't wanna/We have to put up with her...dang! - Zev
3. We are dead. Honest! - aotearoa_gal
2. There once was a meteor shower./It lasted for over an hour./Our daughter survived,/We weren't revived./So shut up and just leave a flower. - public defender
1. We just hope our daughter can come to grips with this quickly and move on.... - outside the box
