Top Ten Seldom-Mentioned Reasons Lex is Destined for a Life of Self-Destructive Behaviour and Crime - suzycat
Ten Ways to Convince TPTB to up the Clex Factor - Cynthia187
Top Ten Places You DON'T Want to Visit in Smallville - Elrond50
Top Ten Things You Will Never Ever Hear Bo Say - kleenexwoman
Top 10 Albums in Lana's CD Collection - Tall Poppy
Extra: Favorite album of Lana's parents? Anything by the Grateful Dead.... - Bulletproof Monk
Lana's Top Ten Favorite Eyeshadow Shades - Fleegull
10. When he was four, his father paid a minion to take away his beloved copy of Where the Wild Things Are and replaced it with the complete works of Machiavelli. - suzycat
9. When he was 3, he came downstairs on Christmas Morning to open his presents. His father had beaten him to it, and was playing with all his toys. He'd even broken some. This, said his father, was to teach him a lesson. Don't leave your things lying around under trees. - JenHall
8. All of Lionel's platitudes were in Greek instead of good plain American English. - jeansheridan
7. At age seven, Lex was taught the facts of life via a hand-puppet show in which paid, indifferent minions manipulated socks wearing the heads of The Mighty Bastard, his mother, his nanny, and his beloved teddy bear. Lionel only did it because he thought Lex wouldn't watch. But Lex showed him. Oh yes. - suzycat
6. Whenever Lex made a castle out of cards, the MB would knock it over just to see if he could rebuild it. - Tall Poppy
5. There is no number five.
4. As an explanation for future Lex!Evil here is a sample list of gifts Lex has received from Lionel for his birthday over the years:
3. All little Lexy wanted for Christmas was a Daisy Brand Red-Ryder BB rifle. But Lionel refused, telling him that Lex would shoot his eye out with that thing. - Fleegull
2. Lionel never let Lex hug his mother while Lionel was around. - Cynthia187
1. When Lex was 6 he asked Lionel "Daddy, can I be a Magnificent Bastard someday?" and Lionel replied "NO! You only have the potential to be a Slightly Exceptional Bastard." - outside the box
10. Put Clark and Lex get together and you'll get controversial, then Chloe and Pete can get together, and you'll have an interracial relationship, uhh, more controversial!! (or, Just do it, dammit!!!!) - AlejandraDD
9. If you show more Clex, we'll say nice things about KK's acting. - Coriolanus
8. Have them kiss and watch the ratings hit the Top 20. - Elrond50
7. Tie them to chairs and force them to watch hours of Clana, all the while they've been given an injection to make them feel sick. The chair will have eye clamps to make sure they can't close their eyes. A Clockwork Orange-style - outside the box
6. We'll feed Bo's cows - Coriolanus
5. Stop pointing out their plot holes - edie22
4. Start a positive letter-writing campaign to counter the negative one the fundies would inevitably launch - mr_nobody
3. Be seen as a ground breaking, newsworthy show that will go down in entertainment history. - BlueFroggy
2. Point TPTB to the popularity of QAF and Oz - Cynthia187
1. Remind them that the WB is now the 6th rated network and Smallville is only 112. If they want to make movies they need to break out of the sub and make it text. - Elrond50
10. International House of ParentCakes (Lana's memorial to her squished life-givers) - outside the box
9. The Creamed Corn Museum - a testament to Smallville's glory days as the creamed corn capital of Kansas. - suzycat
8. The Beanery...did you hear about the sanitary conditions there? - Elrond50
7. Lana Lang's house, she'll whine your ears off - BlueFroggy
6. The Kent's Storm Cellar, trespassers, uh I mean tourists will have the crap beaten out of them - Thayli
5. The outside - People drive like loons.. :.coughwhitneycough:: - Tonicat
4. Lex's Trunk - slodwick
3. The Talon (that strange, maybe-high-school-dropout who owns the place keeps bitching about the cappuccino machine outacting her) - Justin Cognito
2. The High School...that place is cursed. How many students/ teachers have died, been arrested, or simply disappeared? - Elrond50
1. The cornfield. You might get tied to a scarecrow pole - JenHall
10. "Son, how come a big manhunk like you isn't getting any dates?" - kleenexwoman
9. "Clark, if Lex is the one you want, go after him. Don't let him slip away." - Cynthia187
8. Son, let the cows feed themselves. Let's go find ourselves a lap-dancing bar! - suzycat
7. I'll shut up now - Elrond50
6. Martha, I'm gay - suzycat
5. Anything that isn't a platitude - SingularElv
4. You know, Son, I was wrong about Lex Luthor. He's not his father, after all. I'll go apologize right now. You can take that truck after all. You deserve it. - JenHall
3. Why don't you spend some more time with that nice Lex Luthor? - suzycat
2. Do you think this plaid makes me look fat? - slodwick
1. Sure son, of course you can join the
10. The Musical Annie (cause of the orphan... and the necklace.. and the bald guy she wants to take care of her...) - Lyonside
9. Aqua - Aquarium (It's the one with Barbie Girl on it) - edie22
8. Head East : Flat As A Pancake - AlejandraDD
7. The Sound of Music - JenHall
6. The Soundtrack to The Wizard of Oz. Because it speaks to her so - wileykit666
5. The soundtrack from Twister. She was so caught up by the music, she forgot to pay attention to the fact that you DON'T GET BACK IN THE TRUCK! - waitress to the cows
4. The soundtrack from "Little Shop of Horrors." Which, unfortuntately, she hadn't listened to for quite some time before she encountered the Nicodemus flower. - disbelief
3. Britney Spears - "Oops I Did it Again" - Thayli
2. "Zen For Dummies: A Book On CD" - Brooding_Soul
1. Soundtrack to "A Little Princess" - Brooding_Soul
10. Meteor green, for obvious reasons. - Elrond50
9. Preternatural Pink - Fleegull
8. Lavender... to compete w/ Lex - Lyonside
7. Acting-resistant Blue - Waitress to the Cows
6. Black-eye Grey - Brooding_Soul
5. Virgin White - JenHall
4. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust...a smoky brown color - disbelief
3. Brittle Ceramic White, from the Precious Moments Collection - slodwick
2. Pancake Brown/tan - ZigStar
1. Mango Wango Tango----also the new dance done at the formal! - mrslexluthor
