Top Ten Main Dishes in the Smallville High's Lunch Room - mrslexluthor
Top Ten Things the Smallville Writers Say When They Read the TWoP Smallville Forums - teddybear821
Extra: "I don't think Seigel and Shuster are gonna like this..." - marshman98
Top Ten Fictional Episode Names - Thayli
Extra: Lex leaves the barn - Thayli
Top Ten Things In Clark's Bookbag - marshman98
Top Ten Things in Pete's Locker - slodwick
Top Ten Chapter Titles that Were Cut from Lex's Autobiography - outside the box
10. Creamed corn - Starcat
9. Pancakes - psiren
8. Cucumbers (It's Clark's favorite, and they're organically grown.) - Thayli
7. More corn... - marshman98
6. Milk from hand-fed cows - JenHall
5. A lovely veggie mix, featuring corn *and* cucumber - slodwick
4. Cheese - Brooding_Soul
3. Giant mutant eggplants, courtesy of LutherCorp - VeryBerry
2. Dead people. God knows there are enough of them lying around. ground up into hamburger surprise. No, Kryptonite Hamburger Surprise - madmouth
1. BEEF. Don't let a good poisoned cow go to waste - teddybear821
10. MWA-HAH-HAH! ::rub collective hands in an Evil Genius fashion:: - Lyonside
9. She acted during the screen test. She acted during the commercials. We had no idea that those were exceptional... - Thayli
8. Oh my gaaawwwd! They're on to us! - Coriolanus
7. You try it if you think it's so easy! - PunPunPun
6. We only had three platitudes in the last script! C'mon guys, THINK! We need more platitudes! - teddybear821
5. They think they're gay? - Brooding_Soul
4. "Slow down! They're giving us too much good stuff!" - marshman98
3. "That Brooding guy sounds pretty hot." - Brooding_Soul
2. EW! Get your minds out of the gutter! - teddybear821
1. "It's not our fault, the WB made us change it." - Elrond50
10. "Investigating the Pod...FINALLY" - marshman98
9. Pornograph" - Brooding_Soul
8. Suction - Thayli
7. "Platitude" - Gnosis
6. "Naked" - Brooding_Soul
5. Gay monkey sex - Coriolanus
4. "Cheese" - Brooding_Soul
3. Swimming Hole - disbelief
2. Hard - Fleegull
1. Luuuuurve - teddybear821
10. Lube - marshman98
9. Cheese! Just in case the cheddar anvil avalanche is a little late in hitting one night. - Thayli
8. A collar with a tag that says "Lex's" - Lexual Healing
7. Cow food, because those cows won't...well you know - Starcat
6. "That home video that Le--er, I mean, just some tape." - teddybear821
5. A pen - Brooding_Soul
4. "X-ray Vision for Dummies" - marshman98
3. "The Joy of Gay Sex" - Brooding_Soul
2. An extra pair of underwear just in case the one he's wearing gets lost...for whatever reason. - Bulletproof Monk
1. A single organic cucumber (don't ask) - slodwick
10. Creamed corn. - Starcat
9. A 90 page, shockingly insightful, eloquent commentary on Chloe, Clark, Lana, Lex, Whitney, and the events surrounding them over the past year. - PunPunPun
8. Picture of Lex with the eyes scratched out. - raeblackman
7. Picture of Chloe with glitter-pen hearts and kisses drawn all around it, and a votive candle eternally burning at its base. - suzycat
6. A notebook full of lines he's written himself. - edie22
5. His list of the Top Ten girls at the school and why they all want him. - Elrond50
4. A lock of Clark's hair. - raeblackman
3. That Fan-Fic story he's been writing about him and Clark all season. It's titled "Clete: Not Just For Soccer" - outside the box
2. The autobiography of Malcolm X. - suzycat
1. A book entitled "Loving White Women And Yes, It Is As Good As You've Heard." - Lexual Healing
10. Father & Son: Happy Together At Last - marshman98
9. How I learned to stop worrying and love my dad. - Starcat
8. All those hair-growing tonics I tried with no success. - AlejandraDD
7. How I finally won the love and acceptance of my boyfriend's parents - a short introspective on how money can, indeed, buy me love. - psiren
6. Chapters 3, 7, 10, 24, 28, 29, 30 and 25, all of which were entitled: "I May Have Everything In The Material Sense But My Father is A Bastard so I Can Never Truly Love And It's All His Fault, Damn Him, Damn Him and His Flowing Mane of Gratuitous Hair To HELL" - suzycat
5. The healing powers of hugs for mommy-missing daddy-hating bald rich kids - fryj
4. Me and My Bottom - suzycat
3. Because I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Dog-Gone-It, People Like Me! - slodwick
2. The Inner Moppet - how I spanked my way to happiness. - wileykit666
1. How to win friends and influence people, without using money. - Starcat
