Top Ten Pictures on Chloe's Wall - wileykit666

10. A still from "Clark's Ass in the Hallway, Volume One" - wileykit666
  9. A still from "Lex's Ass in the Plant, Volume One", stolen from her father's office. - slodwick
  8. Farmboys of Kansas swimsuit calendar - Funky Chicken of Death
  7. Stills from 10 and 9 that have been CGIed to remove those pesky pants. - Thayli
  6. A picture of Lana in her 'Fairy Princess' outfit, used as a dart board. - Elrond50
  5. That "I Want To Believe" poster from Mulder's office. - wordnerd
  4. A picture of Pete that he put there himself just to remind her of his existence. - Fleegull
  3. The Extended Wall of Wierd, the office ran out of space - BlueFroggy
  2. One of those "Hang In There" posters with the kitten hanging off the tree branch. - slodwick
  1. A clandestine photo she took of Clark playing with his telescope - Bulletproof Monk

Top Ten Activities for Smallville Residents on Opposite's Day - slodwick

10. Pete plays an instrumental part in something happening in town. - Gnosis
  9. Clark wears a black turtleneck sweater and a nice, fitted pair of slacks. - slodwick
  8. Lex wears flannel and acts clueless. - Lexual Healing
  7. MOTW decides to use powers for good and to help the community as opposed to fulfilling some stupid high school grudge they hold - Gnosis
  6. Chloe wears jeans and a solid color t-shirt with no designs on it. You know, instead of pants with a skirt and the ugliest shirt she can find. - emma675
  5. Lionel takes Lex out for a day of father-son bonding, including, but not limited to, a picnic in the park, followed by a fun-filled round of miniature golf. - slodwick
  4. Jonathon, in a concerned voice, tells Clark to follow his heart: and that Jonathon will always support him - TGC-64
  3. Lana, in the course of an hour, bursts into tears for no reason, has a hissy fit, screams at Nell, becomes enraged and throws a bunch of latte glasses against the wall, cries again, burps, farts, and laughs hysterically for no reason. - disbelief
  2. Jonathan declines to jump to conclusions about anything, and considers that there might be something he doesn't know about a situation. He especially intends to apply this new open-mindedness to Lex Luthor. - JenHall
  1. MOTW superspeeds behind Clark and throws him thrty feet in the air. - Gnosis

Top Ten Rejected LuthorCorp Slogans - Gnosis

10. Taking Care of "Business" - slodwick
  9. We Want To Run The World For You. - JenHall
  8. When Lionel Luthor talks, people listen....or else. - TGC-64
  7. Just cause we are Luthors doesn't mean we are religious - DantesFire
  6. LuthorCorp: Don't take crap from anyone else. - Fleegull
  5. It's the End of the World as You know it, But I'll be Fine - Thayli
  4. LutherCorp: We're everywhere you want to be. - Lyonside
  3. LuthorCorp: Screwing You In The Ass Since 1956 - Brooding_Soul
  2. Luthor Corp: Growing things you'd never dream of. - Elrond50
  1. Smell Ya Later! - fryj

Extra: LuthorCorp: When the shit hits the fan, we'll be there. - AmandaFM25

Clark's Top Ten Books To Read This Summer - fryj

10. Men are from Mars, Men are from Mars - daisycherub
  9. Coming Out to Your Parents - TGC-64
  8. Alexander the Great and other Important Historial Leaders for Dummies. - disbelief
  7. The Idiot's Guide to Dating - anotherguitarchick
  6. Superpowers for Big, Goofy, Doe-Eyed Dummies - slodwick
  5. The Gay Men's Guide - Elrond50
  4. _The God in Flight_ (a real book, BTW, and some of it is gorgeous and the rest is over the top...sort of like this show) - Lyonside
  3. To Kill a Mockingbird. It's a fanfic reference, proving once again I spend too much time on the computer. Someone once told me there was a real world out there. It seems like a dream... - Thayli
  2. Leaves of Grass - Fleegull
  1. The Complete Annotated Works of Nietzsche - fryj

Top Ten Things Lana Should Have Done to Evade the Tornado - Pouncer

10. Tell it the story about her parents. It even repels natural phenomena. - PunPunPun
  9. Put the damn truck in reverse, get back on the road and drive away... -
  8. Lie in the damn ditch. - suzycat
  7. Anything but getting back in the damn truck - BlueFroggy
  6. Not crashed into a ditch in the first place? Millions of other people manage not to. - marysia
  5. Umm...RUN! - raeblackman
  4. Clicked her heels and said...oops, wait... - marshman98
  3. Not escort Whitney to the bus station. It's not like she cares about him. Why bother? - LucyWiggin
  2. NOTHING. The intelligence ratio will go up dramatically without her in Smallville. (Now if Bo gets sucked away...) - Elrond50
  1. Stopped whining about her parents long enough to catch "Twister" when it was in theaters. - anotherguitarchick

Top Ten Titles for Clex Porn - madmouth

10. The Joy of Clex Part I: Eyefucks A-Go-Go. - suzycat
  9. The Delivery Boy - wileykit666
  8. The Erection Connection - Bulletproof Monk
  7. The Joy of Clex Part Deux: Master of the Fist - Lexual Healing
  6. The Joy of Clex Part III: Dark Side of the Moon - slodwick
  5. Steamy Pool Cues. - AlejandraDD
  4. Pleasureville: Part I, Roadside Rescue - Elrond50
  3. Hairy Caterpillars and Little Leaves - Clark'N'Lana4Ever!!!!!
  2. Pleasureville: Part II, Kansas Nights. - Tall Poppy
  1. The Delivery Boy, featuring Clark Kent and Lex Luthor (a shout out to Omar!) - Cynthia187

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