Top 10 Things To Distract Yourself From a Summer of No New Smallville - marysia
Top Ten Things to do with MR and TW if You had Them at Home With You - Thayli
Top Ten Alternative Uses for Lex's Head - suzycat
Top Ten Things Totally Not Related To Smallville At All - kleenexwoman
Top Ten Reasons for Clark to Remove His Shirt - LucyWiggin
Top Ten Alternative Names for the Fortress of Solitude, Originals Only (no (tm)ing anyone!) - Thayli
Top Ten Excuses Jonathan Makes To Himself For Why Clark Likes Lex. - JenHall
Top Ten Smallville-Themed Bumper Stickers - outside the box
Top Ten Smallville License Plates - Lyonside
Top Ten Things that Telepathic Ryan Kid Heard People Thinking around Smallville -
10. Collect TW and MR memorabilia. - Cynthia187
9. Go to the movies and see if any can match the subtext of SV. - Elrond50
8. Collect MR and TW. - slodwick
7. Engage endlessly in the Smallville Writing Game. - suzycat
6. You send KK free acting lessons and hope she uses them. - Elrond50
5. You inadvertently start new in-jokes in the TWoP forums (Lexadillo, SugarBoy, etc) - AlejandraDD
4. Once you've collected them, force TW and MR to re-enact scenes from last season. I think I just creeped myself out.... - anotherguitarchick
3. Buy a daily platitude calendar (tm Omar) and think of Bo. - SingularElv
2. Once you've collected them, force MR and TW to enact scenes from your favourite fic.... - suzycat
1. In the same vein, once you've collected them, get MR and TW to reenact the infamous "Lex leaves the Fortress of Solicitude" scene that always manages to end up on the cutting room floor. - Thayli
10. If I said it here, I'd be arrested... - Cynthia187
9. Introduce them to the joys of playing pool *with each other*. - suzycat
8. Introduce them to the joys of playing in a pool. With me. - Tall Poppy
7. TW can do the dishes and the laundry, and MR can do, um... *ahem* other stuff. - slodwick
6. I think a full body massage would be in order - Thayli
5. Engage in thoughtful discussions regarding world hunger and the current situation in the Middle East. - anotherguitarchick
4. Play Twister [Duffman]Ohhh Yeahh!!!!!![/Duffman] - AlejandraDD
3. (Since some people watch the Simpsons here hopefully they'll get this) Chop, chop. Dig, dig. Chop, chop. Dig, dig. - Gnosis
2. Call everyone I know and make them come over with cameras and videotape so that later I know it really happened. Then, get kinky with 'em both. Um, perhaps the videocameras could stay also... - disbelief
1. Stand there like an idiot and go "squeeeeeeeee". - suzycat
10. You mean besides lollypop? - SingularElv
9. "Rub Lex's head for luck, only $1" - AlejandraDD
8. How about as a nice place to rest your hands.... - firestarter
7. Check my lipstick!! Then test it for wear and tear!! :D - Scarlett007
6. A crystal ball...just think, you could stare at it for hours at a time. ("No, sorry Lex, the image is still a little foggy... Just give me a little more time...") - SingularElv
5. A snazzily dressed bongo - denara
4. A thigh rest? - slodwick
3. As a case study on the number of concussions one can receive before the onset of brain damage. - Elrond50
2. As a bumpy thing - ThE BuMpEr
1. As a holy relic - kleenexwoman
10. Applesauce - kleenexwoman
9. Bears - Funky Chicken of Death
8. A nice cup of tea - marysia
7. Pringles - wileykit666
6. Dave Barry - Clark'N'Lana4Ever!!!!!
5. Combs - AlejandraDD
4. The Wombles - Funky Chicken of Death
3. Lindt Dark Chocolate Truffles - Pouncer
2. Apparently, Pete - outside the box
1. The World Cup - PunPunPun
10. Because Lex said so. DUH! - Lexual Healing
9. It's 9:15 P.M. Tuesday. - Fleegull
8. Because it got all burned up. Again. - wileykit666
7. Cause it is summer and he has chores to do. YUM!!! - Elrond50
6. Because Lex found a way to lace all his clothes with kryptonite - PunPunPun
5. Because he sucks at poker - wileykit666
4. Because that shirt won't remove itself. - scotchnsmoke
3. Chloe can't wait any longer and rips it off. - misty130
2. Because his man-nipples need to breathe. - Bulletproof Monk
1. Martha needs new curtains - slodwick
10. Fortress of Bitchitude (when Clark's in a snit.) - slodwick
9. The Fortress of Nuptialitude - wileykit666
8. Mezzanine of Teenage Manliness - disbelief
7. The Loft of Lust - Elrond50
6. The Big Foreskin Of Salaciousness - Bulletproof Monk
5. The Scene of the Crime - TGC-64
4. Stalker Central - PunPunPun
3. Headquarters for Our Heroes Harem - Thayli
2. The Back Door - anotherguitarchick
1. Heaven's Gate - JenHall
10. Clark gives everyone the benefit of the doubt. Why did I raise him to be such an upstanding citizen? Why? I should have taught him that bald people are not to be trusted. - wileykit666
9. It's just hero worship. Smallville hero worship. - Thayli
8. My fault, all my fault. Should've never let him watch The Ten Commandments...or Kojak...or Star Trek.... - Lyonside
7. He listens to Martha too much. Dammit he is my son and should listen to me! - Elrond50
6. I guess I can't blame him, really. The Sexy apple never falls far from the Sexy tree. - slodwick
5. Well, Lex can't feed himself.... - disbelief
4. Everyone has their Luthor-teenage-indiscretions. - edie22
3. He's an Alien. He doesn't understand Human Nature the way I do. That's why I keep giving him the benefit of all my deep wisdom. Why doesn't he appreciate it? - JenHall
2. Maybe Lex is what the females from his home planet look like. Yeah, that's gotta be it. ::looks at watch:: Oh, time to feed the cows! - outside the box
1. I suppose Clark just feels protective since he rescued that bald bastard from the river...that's all. There's nothing more to it. There can't be anything more to it. Damn Luthors - disbelief
10. (for Lex) My other car is even more expensive. - Thayli
9. On Jodi's truck: "I aim for deer." - Brooding_Soul
8. On Whitney's truck: Yeah, I'm surprised they let me have another one, too. - Thayli
7. (On Whitney's) MANIAC BEHIND THE WHEEL - Elrond50
6. Bo: I Brake for Platitudes - PunPunPun
5. (On Lana's) Ask Me About My Parents! (what, you haven't heard?) - Lyonside
4. I don't brake. I'll just hit you and launch you on a journey of sexual confusion. - wileykit666
3. CAUTION: This Vehicles Stops for All Flannel-clad Crossings. - TGC-64
2. Mutant Magnet (almost any resident can have this one.) - Elrond50
1. On Lionel's: Daddy Dearest - Lyonside
10. SXYLXY - Starcat
9. MN O STL - Thayli
8. ALIENLV - Lyonside
7. SAAVEME - Alilabeth
6. I(heart)COWS - denara
5. COW MAN - _firefly
4. PANCAKES - TGC-64
3. SHUTITBO - Alilabeth
2. GDOLBY - wileykit666
1. IH8LANA - Bulletproof Monk
10. Damn, lost another truck! - _firefly
9. A great vacuum, out of which occasionally comes a weak "my parents...they're...[spoiler start]DEAD!!!![spoiler end]" - SingularElv
8. Oh God, could Clark be any hotter? I wonder if I could get him back to the castle later and try on this collar? I wonder if a whip would leave marks? I bet spiked manacles would make him sexier...ok that's enough - BlueFroggy
7. Dammit Lana SHUT UP! - Elrond50
6. *Very clear pictures of love in the Torch room* - LucyWiggin
5. I wish he would let us feed ourselves for once! - AlejandraDD
4. Ooooh, my hair's so shiny! And look at my pretty, pretty eyes. They're very pretty. I wonder what that man holding the money and pointing at the coffee wants? - wileykit666
3. Lessee...I have to feed the cows, shuck the corn, fix the tractor engine and tell the transient I got locked in the storm cellar that it must put the lotion on its skin...*sigh* A man's work is never done... - Bulletproof Monk
2. I hope this apple pie will shut Jonathan the hell up for a little while... at least long enough for the 'ludes to kick in. - slodwick
1. Is it normal for boys/men/my son to like other boys/men/my ex-lover's son? - Thayli
