(Sam and Toby argue about when the new millennium starts)
Sam: The common sensibility, to quote Stephen Jay Gould --
Toby: Stephen Jay Gould needs to look at a calendar.
Sam: Gould says "this is a largely unresolveable issue."
Toby: Yes, it's tough to resolve, yes. You have to look at a calendar.

Sam: You've got to ask yourself which is more exciting: Watching your car roll over from 99,999 to 100,000, or watching it go from 100 to 101.
CJ: So technically the millennium is still a year away.
Sam: Yeah, but we've made all these plans.

CJ: Donnie, will you tell them I'm on the way over to see the President?
Donnie (Secret Service Agent): Flamingo is on her way.
CJ: What did you call me?!

Donna: Good morning, Josh.
Josh: Good morning Donna, and a merry Christmas to you and your whole Protestant family.

CJ: What's your Secret Service code name?
Sam: They just changed them.
CJ: I know. What's yours.
Sam: Princeton.
CJ: Mine's Flamingo.
Sam: That's nice.
C.: No it's not nice.
Sam: The flamingo's a nice-looking bird.
CJ: The flamingo's a ridiculous-looking bird.
Sam: You're not ridiculous-looking.
CJ: I know I'm not ridiculous-looking.
Sam: Any way for me to get out of this conversation?

Josh: Where are you going?
Bartlet: A place called Rare Books. You know what they sell?
Josh: Fishing tackle?
Bartlet: Funny boy.

Josh: We meant well.
Leo: Is that supposed to mean something to me?
Josh: No.
Leo: It does.

Leo: Well, nothing says Christmas like animal fables in Iambic verse.

Mrs. Landingham: Did you use the President's name to arrange a funeral?You shouldn't have done that.
Toby: I know.
Mrs. Landingham: You absolutely shouldn't have done that.
Toby: I know.

Toby: I got better treatment at Panmounjom.