Josh: You're quite a nerd, Mr. President.

Bartlet: We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah! I could even act as a guide!What do you think?
Josh: Good a place as any to dump your body.
Bartlet: What was that?
Josh: Did I say that out loud?

CJ: Till two in the morning?
Mrs. Landingham: Yes.
CJ: They were talking about National Parks until two in the morning?
Mrs. Landingham: I'd imagine the President was doing the lion's share of the talking.

Bartlet: Everybody sit down, you're freaking me out.

Toby: We're having difficulty locating our talent....It couldn't have gone far, right?
Sam: Right.
Toby: Somewhere in this building is our talent.

Sam: In what way will it distinguish itself from a date?
Mallory: There will be under no circumstances sex for you at the end of the evening.

CJ: What do you want me to do?
Leo: Deal with it.
CJ: You're a real details man, aren't you, Leo?
Leo: Deal with it.

Mandy: Are you listening to me?
Toby: Yes.
Mandy: What was the last thing I said?
Toby: The last thing you said was "Are you listening to me?"

Mandy: You guys are idiots. Did you know that?
CJ: In our own defense, we actally do know that.

Josh: (to Toby and Sam) The two of you need to put your heads down on your desks.

Bartlet: I find these meetings to be a fairly mind-numbing experience, but Leo assures me they are Constitutionally required.

Leo: I had an opportunity to give you up for adoption.
(in reference to Mallory)

CJ: What do you want me to do?
Leo: Deal with it.
CJ: You're a real detail man, aren't you, Leo?
Leo: Deal with it.

Sam: She's made it perfectly clear, we won't be doing anything tonight that you'd have a problem with.
Leo: Like what?
Sam: Why don't we stay away from that. Leo: Best that we do.

Bartlet: I just came in to see what you were doing.
Leo: Turn on the football game.

Josh: We talk about enemies more than we used to.
Bartlet: What?
Josh: We talk about enemies more than we use to. I wanted to mention that.

Josh: I always knew the day would come when Sam would start selling off entire states. I was just hoping he would start with Delaware.