CJ: (to Donna)It's a breakfast to trumpet a new spirit of bipartisan cooperative and understanding in the new year. No one's going to be listening to each other. . .

Toby: Real debate is what bipartisanship should look like.

Leo: . . I made fun of her shoes and Sam said there were nuclear weapons in Kyrgystan and Donna went to clear up the mix-up and accidentally left her underwear.

Josh: And what stupid ass Irish thing did you say to Karen Cahill that you now need me to apologize for at Ben and Sally's like a little girl Leo: (Gives him a look.) Josh: Let me tell you what was surprising about that moment just then. I said that only twelve hours after you were very cool about my almost accidentally setting the building on fire.

Donna: You're not using lighter fluid or anything, are you?
Josh: No! No flammable liquids of any kind to start a fire. Ever.
Sam: Found it!
Josh: What?
Sam: Kerosene.
Donna: JOSH!!

Charlie: What are you doing?
Josh: Somebody's started a fire in this fireplace, Charlie.
Charlie: If the smoke alarms go off they're gonna make me wake up the President.
Sam: The President's a thousand yards over and two flights up.
Charlie: It's Secret Service procedure.
Josh: Well, let's get a fire extinguisher and put it out before the smoke alarms..
**Smoke alarms go off**
**Switch to the President opening his bedroom door**
Bartlet: What???
Charlie: Mr. President, you know you told me not to wake you unless the building's on fire...