Ainsley: I dont want to live in fear of the inevitable bungling of the English language which will occur and the mortification that will ensue. I'm going back on television now.
Sam: Try to remember you're on our side.

Sam: That could have been worse --- No, probably not. (After the President walks in on Ainlsey dancing around, in a bathrobe, in her office to "Blame it On the Bossa Nova")

Josh: What is taking so long?
Donna: ...you have to ask a girl out on a date. You can't just randomly tumble into a girl sidewise and hope she breaks up with you soon --- the way you always do.

Joey: (to Josh) You're an egomaniac who needs to know that the public loves you and you'll have the numbers in five minutes.

Josh: You're fired.
Donna: Impervious.

Bartlet: You're mad at me.
Abby: At what point in the process, was it decided to leave out the "Violence Against Women Act?"

Abby: We had a deal. We made a promise, we made a deal. When did you decide you were going to run for a second term? . . . That's all that tonight's speech was about.

Donna: You know, Josh, everyone else is having fun with this.
Josh: You're the only one whose having fun with this. Nobody else is having fun with this.
Joey: (Sneaks up behind him) BOO!

Sam: You look like a Rockette.
CJ: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah.
CJ: You know why I'm not wearing any pants?
Sam: I just assumed it was the usual reason.