| 1.03 A PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE |
| CJ: Wow are you stupid! CJ: None of that matters on Hard Copy! JOSH: I really think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksta feminista! (beat) Whoa. That was way too far. C.J.: No, no. Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean’s-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass! JOSH: Feel better getting that off your chest there, C.J.? C.J.: I’m a whole new woman. JOSH: ‘Insuccessful’? DONNA: What’s the problem? JOSH: I don’t think we’re allowed to make up our own words. DONNA: Oh, and like there’s no chance it’s a typo. SAM: Have you ever tried to overthrow the government? CHARLIE: No sir. SAM: What the hell’s been stopping you? POTUS: When I think of all the work you did to get me elected. I could pommel your ass with a baseball bat. |