1.04 FIVE VOTES DOWN
POTUS: He said "When the law is on your side, argue the law. when the facts are on your side, argue the facts. When you don't have the law on your side and you don't have the facts on your side, then bang your fist on the defense table as loud as you can."

POTUS: I looked to the side at one point and half expected to see you coming at me with a salad fork.
TOBY: Well, but for the secret Service Agents restraining me, Sir.

POTUS: You're what my mother calls a pain in the ass.
TOBY: Well that's what my mother calls it too, sir.

GIRLS IN THE CROWD: WE LOVE YOU, JOSH!
CJ: It helps to not know him.

CJ: Do you think I have an unusually large neck?
JOSH: What the hell?

SAM: Where are you going?
JOSH: Where are you going?
SAM: I was following you.
JOSH: I was following you. Okay, don't tell anyone this happened.

LEO: Call me before you go to sleep...

MANDY: Sarah Wissenslut gave him the jacket on July 3.

POTUS: Toby. Toby, Toby, Toby. Toby's a nice name, isn't it?

POTUS: Here, give me a hug.