POTUS: We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah, I could even act as the guide. What do you say?
JOSH: Good a place as any to dump your body.
POTUS: What was that?
JOSH: Did I say that out loud?
POTUS: Aw, and I was gonna let you go home.
JOSH: But now?
POTUS: We're gonna talk about Yosemite.
MALLORY: Father. You've gone round the bend.
SAM: You're asking me out on a date.
MALLORY: No, I'm asking if you would like to go with me to see a world-renowned opera company perform a work indigeounous to its culture.
SAM: Right. And in what way would that distinguish itself from a date?
MALLORY: There will be, under no circumstances, sex for you at the end of the evening.
SAM: And you know what's good? If you hadn't come along with your offer of Chinese Opera and no sex, all I'd be doing later is watching Monday Night Football, so that works out great for me.
SAM: Mallory had an extra ticket to the opera and she asked me if I'd like to go.
LEO: Mallory who?
SAM: Mallory, your daughter.
LEO: Mallory, my daughter?
SAM: Yes.
LEO: Has asked you?
SAM: Yes.
LEO: To go to the opera using the tickets that used to belong to me and Mallory's mother?
SAM: Leo, for what it's worth, she's made it very clear that we wont' be doing anything tonight you might have a problem with.
LEO: Like what?
SAM: Why don't we stay away from that?
LEO: Best that we do.
MANDY: You guys are idiots, you know that?
CJ: In our own defense, we actually DO know that.
MALLORY: Good evening, Father.
LEO: Hey, Baby.
MALLORY: Don't "Hey, Baby" me, you adle-minded Machiavellian jerk!
MARGARET: Should I step out?
LEO: Sound like it.
LEO: Sam, I gave you the thing to do 'cause I was pissed you were taking...y'know...blah, blah, blah...
MALLORY: Well said, Dad.
JOSH: We talk about enemies more than we used to.
POTUS: We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah, I could even act as the guide. What do you say?
JOSH: Good a place as any to dump your body.
POTUS: What was that?
JOSH: Did I say that out loud?
POTUS: Aw, and I was gonna let you go home.
JOSH: But now?
POTUS: We're gonna talk about Yosemite.
MALLORY: Father. You've gone round the bend.
SAM: You're asking me out on a date.
MALLORY: No, I'm asking if you would like to go with me to see a world-renowned opera company perform a work indigeounous to its culture.
SAM: Right. And in what way would that distinguish itself from a date?
MALLORY: There will be, under no circumstances, sex for you at the end of the evening.
SAM: And you know what's good? If you hadn't come along with your offer of Chinese Opera and no sex, all I'd be doing later is watching Monday Night Football, so that works out great for me.
SAM: Mallory had an extra ticket to the opera and she asked me if I'd like to go.
LEO: Mallory who?
SAM: Mallory, your daughter.
LEO: Mallory, my daughter?
SAM: Yes.
LEO: Has asked you?
SAM: Yes.
LEO: To go to the opera using the tickets that used to belong to me and Mallory's mother?
SAM: Leo, for what it's worth, she's made it very clear that we wont' be doing anything tonight you might have a problem with.
LEO: Like what?
SAM: Why don't we stay away from that?
LEO: Best that we do.
MANDY: You guys are idiots, you know that?
CJ: In our own defense, we actually DO know that.
MALLORY: Good evening, Father.
LEO: Hey, Baby.
MALLORY: Don't "Hey, Baby" me, you adle-minded Machiavellian jerk!
MARGARET: Should I step out?
LEO: Sound like it.
LEO: Sam, I gave you the thing to do 'cause I was pissed you were taking...y'know...blah, blah, blah...
MALLORY: Well said, Dad.
JOSH: We talk about enemies more than we used to.