| 1.09 THE SHORT LIST |
| SAM: Who da man? TOBY: You da man! SAM and JOSH: We da man! DONNA: This is just gross. POTUS: This is huge. Which one of you is the man? TOBY: On this one, we’d like to think of ourselves collectively as the men, sir. LEO: You should wear a bell around your neck, you know that? JOSH: From now on, before I come in in the morning, I want you to test my office. JOSH: You should be nice to me. I could be dead you know. DONNA: I don’t have that kind of luck. JOSH: Five White House staffers in the room. I would like to say to the 1.6 of you who are stoned right now, that it’s time to share. C.J.: Set fire to the room. Do it now. JOSH: You're Leo McGarry. You won't be taken down by this...small fraction of a man. I won't allow it. C.J.: The word “subpoena” appears in the lead in every story of this morning’s papers. DANNY: I know. C.J.: Not yours. DANNY: That’s just ‘cause I couldn’t spell it. POTUS: Did you have a drink yesterday? LEO: No sir. POTUS: Are you gonna have one today? LEO: No sir. POTUS: That’s all you ever have to say to me. |