1.11 LORD JOHN MARBURY
JOSH: Good evening, Mrs. Landingham.
MRS. L: How are you, Josh?
JOSH: I’ve been subpoenaed.
MRS. L: I’m sorry, dear. Would you like a cookie?

LEO: You’re really gonna let him loose in the White House, where there’s liquor and women?
POTUS:  We can hide the women. But the man deserves a drink.

C.J:. They’re misspelling ‘New Delhi.’
CAROL: They put the ‘h’ in the wrong place?
C.J:. Hey, I’m happy when they use an ‘h’ at all.

POTUS: My daughter asked you out?
CHARLIE: Yes sir.
POTUS: I should have locked her in the dungeon.
CHARLIE: I don’t think you’ve got one, sir.
POTUS: I could have built one.

LEO: We’ve met, ten or twelve times. I’m Leo McGarry.
MARBURY: I thought you were the butler.
LEO: No, I’m the White House Chief of Staff.
MARBURY: Nonetheless, would you have something with which to light my cigarette?
LEO: Oh, I’m afraid we don’t allow smoking in this part of the world.
MARBURY: Really?
LEO: Yes sir.
MARBURY: In this part over here, we encourage it.

POTUS:  Just remember these two things: She’s nineteen years old, and the 82nd Airborne works for me.