1.14 TAKE THIS SABBATH DAY
C.J.: “If you’ll look out the left side of the cabin, you’ll see the fjords.” Then we got a history of the fjords. Then we got a quiz on the fjords. Do you have any idea how much I would like to dress you up in lederhosen and drop kick you into the fjords right now?
POTUS:  Aww. You don’t know how to have fun when we’re traveling...

JOEY (KENNY): Are you the unmitigated jackass who has the DNC choking off funding for the O’Dwyer campaign in the California forty-sixth?
JOSH: (bleary) What is God’s name is happening right now?
JOEY: (yells)You idiot. I’m. JOEY. Lucas.

POTUS:  I did, Tom. I know it’s hard to believe, but I prayed for wisdom.
FATHER CAVANAUGH: And none came?
POTUS: (shakes his head) It never has. And I’m a little pissed off about that.