TOBY: How can you tell?
SAM: The sun rises in the East.
TOBY: It's dark outside!
CJ: Jos...
JOSH: What the hell happened?
CJ: I ad woot canaw.
JOSH: What happened to your cheeks?
CJ: I ad woot canaw.
JOSH: Why are you talking like that?
CJ: I ad woot canaw!
JOSH: Why are you talking like that?
CJ: I ad WOOT CANAW!
JOSH: Yeah, I heard you the first time, I was just amusing myself.
CJ: I ca sujzess some udder tigs you could do wid yoursef.
JOSH: Are you in pain?
CJ: I AD WOOT CANAW!
JOSH: You're gonna have to stop saying that 'cause you just look and sound so ridiculous.
CJ: You ged hotstu
JOSH: I get hot stuff?
JOSH: I don't get hostile, I don't get randomly hostile, I get...hostile when hostility is called for.
CJ: Leh Sam do ih.
JOSH: Sam went to Foggy Bottom.
CJ: Wah's ee doig ih Fo-y Bodduh?
JOSH: I just wanted to see if I could make you say "foggy Bottom"
CJ: Jos, pweas! Be vewy cawfuh, twy vewy vewy haw not to destwoy us...
JOSH: You shouldn't say that, CJ, You've got a great body.
CJ: A segweh pwan to fiht infwazion?!
TOBY: There's something sorta...freakish...about you, y'know that?
LEO: Sir, we experienced a few public relations...what's the word?
TOBY: Catastophies?
POTUS: Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret plan to fight inflation, but now you don't support it?