1.16 20 HOURS IN LA
LEO: You should blame the Constitution.
POTUS: That's what I usually do.

LEO: Be that way.
POTUS: Your impersonation of my mother is getting sharper and sharper.

CHARLIE: It's hard to tell the difference between those times and the other times.
ZOEY: I know. Doesn't that suck for you?

POTUS: It's not your job to tell me if she's cutting English Lit. or dying her hair blue or going to a strip club or whatever she's doing with her friends. You know what your job is. Oh, and Gina, if she's cutting English Lit, I wanna know about it.
GINA: No deal, Mr. President.

MARGARET: Sign this...Where it says your name, Leo, you're not the Belgian Foreign Minister.

DONNA: Josh, you've got a crush on Joey Lucas and I think you should do something about it 'cause you're really bugging me.
JOSH: That's something I care a lot about.
DONNA: "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may", Josh. Y'know what that means? It means you should take this time to gather rosebuds 'cause later you might not be able to.
JOSH: Interpretting the classics with poet laureate, Donnatella Moss.

KIEFER: Toby, you're smiling.
TOBY: I just figure out who you were.
KIEFER: He's gonna say Satan.
TOBY: No. You're the guy who runs into the 7-11 to buy Satan a pack of cigarettes.

TOBY: I'll be over at the bar, drinking a lot, if anyone wants me.
CJ: Nobody will.

POTUS: I'm running out of reasons not to fire him, Leo.
LEO: Well, when you run out of reasons, the last one can be you can't fire the vice president.

LENO: Y'know what'd be great? If you could get the president to ride his bike into a tree again.

TOBY: PLease say you asked.
JOEY: How good am I looking to you right now?
TOBY: Depends on what your numbers are.

TOBY: You're looking very good to me right now.

JOSH: The voice of the people is the voice of a dog?
JOEY: The voice of GOD, Joshua!