| 1.20 MANDATORY MINIMUMS |
| JOSH: Hey, Senator. Why don’t you take your legislative agenda and shove it up your ass? (Hangs up.) Turns out I was fine. TOBY: You’re going to come to a verb soon, right? SAM: Okay. Y’know what this is called? TOBY: Bad writing? SAM: Imagery TOBY: Well, you say potato… TOBY: You know what state has a large population of hispanics? JOSH: I wanna say Maine, but… TOBY: California. JOSH: California. Damn. And I was only off by a continent. SAM: Yeah, but, one of those times, she broke your heart. You know the way women can do. Where they take your heart and they throw it on the floor and then they stomp on it with their big high heels. She’s a very beautiful and interesting woman. I can see why a lot of guys would go for her. (pause) You know, there's nothing at all I'm saying now of any value. So, I think the thing to do is... I think I should just keep writing. DONNA: You should notice that Josh has a nice suit on MARGARET: It’s a nice suit JOSH: Donna DONNA: We’ll call it his Joey Lucas suit… JOSH: Donna. DONNA: …Y’know, from now on. MARGARET: Joey Lucas is coming? JOSH: We need a California expert and this is my usual Tuesday suit. MARGARET: You assign your clothes days of the week? JOSH: I’d like to clear up that I don’t have suits for days of the week this is just a regular suit. SAM: It’s a nice suit DONNA: Of course it’s a nice suit, it’s his Joey Lucas- JOSH: Donna! DONNA: I’m beginning to regret not getting the waffles. LEO: I’m beginning to regret having hired any of you. Our job approval’s at 42% and you’re here talking about waffles and something with Josh I don’t understand. TOBY: Science is science to everyone. |