1.21 LIES, DAMN LIES, AND STATISTICS
SAM: I popped Mandy with my tranquelizer gun.

JOEY(KENNY): You don't have to raise your voice at me.
JOSH: How the hell could you know I was raising my voice?
JOEY: I guessed.

MANDY: Would the two of you stop talking? Or the three of you? However many of you are talking, would half of you STOP?!

TOBY: Do you know Ken Cochran?
POTUS: I know his wife.
SAM: Ouch.

JOSH: And you should've been more impressed that I could quote Teddy Roosevelt.
JOEY(KENNY): I was impressed you knew what polyglot meant.
JOSH: 750 SAT Word, baby!

COCHRAN: I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
CHARLIE: Well, I'm Personal Aide to the President of the United States, so that means my supervisor's a little busy trying to find a back door to shove you out of.

JOSH: I was talking to Joey, she said you think you only have so many more times you can go into the Oval Office and sing a song.

CJ: I was wrong. We went up 9 points.