CJ: Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things, because when I said we weren't releasing any information, I meant except his name, adress, ethnicity, and what we think his movtive was!
MARGARET: Can I just say something, y'know, for the future?
LEO: What?
MARGARET: I can sign the President's name. I've got his signature down pretty good.
LEO: You can sign the President's name?
MARGARET: Yeah.
LEO: On a document removing him from power and handing it to someone else?
MARGARET: Yeah! Or do you think the White House Counsel would say that's a bad idea?
LEO: I think they White House Counsel would say that's a Coup D'Etat!
MARGARET: I'd probably end up doing some time for that.
LEO: I would think! And what the hell are you doing practicing the President's signature?
MARGARET: It's just for fun!
LEO: We've got separation of powers, checks and balances, and Margaret, vetoing things and sending them back to the hill!
TOBY: ...You fell into the pool, there, CJ...
DONNA: Okay, I may have been overstating a little...
SAM: I didn't want it to be like an episode of I Dream of Genie where now you've gotta save my life and the time-space continuim and you follow me around with coconut oil and hot towls...
CJ: Coconut oil?
JOSH: Leo, w've gotta do something about this music, we've gotta replace it with some Doobie Brothers!
JOSH: Governor, you have to get to California.
JED: Yeah, I guess.
JOSH: You guess? Listen to me, if you don't lose this election, it wouldn't be for a lack of trying.
POTUS: He said "What's next?"