| 2.07 THE PORTLAND TRIP |
| POTUS: The day-to-day aspects of my life have changed immensely since taking this job. DANNY: I thought you weren't going on the trip. CJ: I'm going on the trip. DANNY: Are you being punished? CJ: No. DANNY: If the entire bus goes off-the-record, will you tell us why you're going on the trip? CJ: I made fun of Notre Dame. (The entire bus makes sounds of indignacy) CJ: I usually get away with it! REPORTER: They're playing Michigan this weekend. CJ: I know that now. LEO: I said I just got off with Juno and Hess? POTUS: You didn't say "Michigan sucks"? LEO: No, sir. POTUS: I thought you said "Michigan sucks". LEO: Well, sir, I'm standing near the engines, so it would be possible for you to think you heard me say "Notre Dame is gonna get the ass-kicking they so richly deserve". JOSH: What are your plans? DONNA: We're having drinks, we're having dinner, we're dancing, we're having dessert. JOSH: No problem. You can do all those things except the drinks, the dancing, and the dessert. And dinner you have to be done with in an hour and fifteen minutes. DONNA: Do you see what I'm wearing? JOSH: Okay, if you wanna have sex you'd better do it during dinner. DONNA: You're a downer, you know that? I'm calling you Deputy Downer from now on. CHARLIE: Here ya go. CJ: What's this? CHARLIE: The lyrics to the Notre Dame fight song. POTUS: It would please me if you would lead the press in a rendition as we go over South Bend. SAM: You think a Communist has never wrote an elegant phrase? How do you think they got everyone to be Communist? SAM: Can't great oratory inspire a new change? CJ: Excuse me, I need to go look like an idiot. JOSH: I’m just saying it’d be a good reason – LEO: I’m an alcoholic. I don’t need a good reason. |