3.01 MANCHESTER PART I

SANDY: Mr. President, can you tell us right now if you’ll be seeking a second term?
POTUS: Yeah.  And I’m gonna win.

CONNIE: This place has a communications centre, a conference room, an operating room, offices, and an apartment.  This is a nice ride.

CJ: Everybody’s getting along great, they’re dotting the I’s and crossing the t’s.
SAM:  This thing reads like an Andy Williams special!  We’re starting all over again with a white piece of paper!

ABBY: You missed it.  It was incredible.  All over the news.  This crazy man got up in front of millions of people and totally screwed his wife.
POTUS: That’s funny ‘cause that’s almost what I did.

JOSH: What happened?
JOEY: My ride left without me.
JOSH: Mine too.  I drove with Larry and Ed.
JOEY: Yes!  Didn’t you see me jumping up and down, waving my arms in the air?
JOSH: I just thought you were happy.
LARRY: Me, too.
JOEY: You’re an idiot!
JOSH: Which one of us are you talking to?

DONNA: Afpresto is RU486?
JOSH: Yes.
DONNA: And the FDA is making it legal?
JOSH: Yes.
DONNA: Halleluja!
JOSH: See, I think you’re thinkin’ that somehow this pill means more sex for you…

LEO: Y’know, I think with everything on our plates, we don’t need to be marriage counselors right now.
TOBY: Well we should ‘cause you and I would be really good at it.

TOBY: You wanna play some pool?
CJ: I don’t know how to play pool.
TOBY: Wanna play for money?
CJ: Sure.

TOBY: Nice game.  It was fun to watch.

SAM: SOME of us have had more time than others.