3.02 Manchester Part II CJ: There a snake over here. SAM: What kind? CJ: I don’t know and I don’t wanna ask it, can somebody shoot it please? DOUG: America wants a happy warrior to lead the country, not Dr. Kavorkian. JOSH: It’s true, sir, America does not want Dr. Kavorkian to lead the country, we’ve got polling on that. DOUG: ‘Cept if it’s him and not the voters it points the pundits to the MS BRUNO I think the cat’s outta the bag on the MS. POTUS: Does somebody here have MS and they haven’t said anything? JOSH: Seriously, that’s a pretty big snake. POTUS: I am not satisfied indeed, Leo, I am close to taking my own life with a wheat thresher. LEO: Why didn’t you send him in? MARGARET: He didn’t have an appointment. LEO: I did it. MARGARET: You did it yourself. LEO: Yeah. MARGARET: And you’re not supposed to do that, are you? MARGARET: Do I need to explain the rules on making appointments again? Are you confused? LEO: Get out. JOSH: What’s this room usually used for? CJ: I dunno, desks, blackboard, could be some sort of classroom… DOUG: I’m from Oregon. In Oregon we like to see a man stand up and say he’s sorry. Where are you from? TOBY: I’m from the United States of Suck My- JOSH: All right. CONNIE: I was out looking for a Starbucks. Guy said at the gas station that around here people don’t pay $4 for a cup of coffee. SAM: New Hampshire. Live free or cheap. CJ: Don’t you dare lecture me, Mr. President, don’t you DARE do it! POTUS: Did you know that hardly any of the guys who landed on the moon are married to the same people they were married to when they went there? ABBY: Jed? POTUS: I’m just sayin’ it could be worse, I coulda been an astronaut. ABBY: You could NOT have been an astronaut. POTUS: Coulda been a great astronaut. ABBY: You’re afraid of heights, speed, fire, and small places. POTUS: I’d of over come it to go to the moon. POTUS: Know what? Break’s over. |