3.02 Manchester Part II

CJ: There a snake over here.
SAM: What kind?
CJ: I don’t know and I don’t wanna ask it, can somebody shoot it please?

DOUG: America wants a happy warrior to lead the country, not Dr. Kavorkian.
JOSH: It’s true, sir, America does not want Dr. Kavorkian to lead the country, we’ve got polling on that.

DOUG: ‘Cept if it’s him and not the voters it points the pundits to the MS
BRUNO I think the cat’s outta the bag on the MS.
POTUS: Does somebody here have MS and they haven’t said anything?
JOSH: Seriously, that’s a pretty big snake.
POTUS: I am not satisfied indeed, Leo, I am close to taking my own life with a wheat thresher.

LEO: Why didn’t you send him in?
MARGARET: He didn’t have an appointment.
LEO: I did it.
MARGARET: You did it yourself.
LEO: Yeah.
MARGARET: And you’re not supposed to do that, are you?

MARGARET: Do I need to explain the rules on making appointments again? Are you confused?
LEO: Get out.

JOSH: What’s this room usually used for?
CJ: I dunno, desks, blackboard, could be some sort of classroom…

DOUG: I’m from Oregon.  In Oregon we like to see a man stand up and say he’s sorry.  Where are you from?
TOBY: I’m from the United States of Suck My-
JOSH: All right.

CONNIE: I was out looking for a Starbucks.  Guy said at the gas station that around here people don’t pay $4 for a cup of coffee.
SAM: New Hampshire.  Live free or cheap.

CJ: Don’t you dare lecture me, Mr. President, don’t you DARE do it!

POTUS: Did you know that hardly any of the guys who landed on the moon are married to the same people they were married to when they went there?
ABBY: Jed?
POTUS: I’m just sayin’ it could be worse, I coulda been an astronaut.
ABBY: You could NOT have been an astronaut.
POTUS: Coulda been a great astronaut.
ABBY: You’re afraid of heights, speed, fire, and small places.
POTUS: I’d of over come it to go to the moon.

POTUS: Know what? Break’s over.