| 3.15 Dead Irish Writers POTUS: “Lazy affair doctrine”, 15 letters. ABBEY: Social Darwinism. POTUS: No, that’s not the answer, see, ‘cause Social Darwinism isn’t a doctrine, it’s a force of nature. The answer is Libertarianism. ABBEY: I’ll be ready in 2 minutes. POTUS: Take your time. ABBEY: Passive-Aggression is not gonna get me out the door any faster. POTUS: Boo-boo, I gave up on getting you out the door in the last 70’s. Plus it’s your birthday. You’re old. You don’t move around as fast. ABBEY: “Libertarianism” has 14 letters, not 15. POTUS: I know, so I’m shading in the extra box. POTUS: 3 letters – “It may be bitter.” Tea, right? ABBEY: “It may be bitter”? POTUS: Yeah. ABBEY: Why tea? POTUS: “Woman” doesn’t fit. ABBEY: I hope Donna’s coming. POTUS: Donna was invited – all the women of the West Wing are coming, we’re doing a calendar. DONNA: Is the champagne flowing as smoothly as the vodenage? Are there elegant men and beautiful gowns? JOSH: The men are wearing tuxes, actually. DONNA: AND beautiful gowns, I said, not IN beautiful gowns. POTUS: And? LEO: I don’t think you need to be concerned about her leaving you for me. POTUS: That’s something I was pretty concerned about. LEO: She’s definitely leaving you for someone so don’t be so- POTUS: Leave me alone. I’m tryin’ to be a husband and your mojo’s gettin’ all over me. JOSH: You went over my head and you did it behind my back! AMY: Quite the contortionist am I. JOSH: You’re going? AMY: The first lady just asked me to get boozey with her, you don’t think I wanna write a book some day? SAM: You’re not in any way a helpful person. MILLGATE: Don’t have to be – I have tenure. AMY: Canadian, huh? D’ya feel funnier? DONNA: No, but I am developing a massive inferiority complex. ABBEY: Women talk about their husbands overshadowing their careers – mine got eaten! CJ: Your husband got eaten? POTUS: What the hell is going on?! I was gone for forty-five minutes, they were all Americans when I left! DONNA: I know exactly how you feel, Mr. President. |