3.19 The Black Vera Wang
GINGER: You ate a moose?
SAM: No.  I don’t like eating things where the cartoon character can talk and, y’know, hatch a plan.

SAM: He’s an old friend-
BRUNO: I don’t care if he did your bris!

CJ: Anything else, Agent Sunshine?
SIMON: That’s *Special* Agent Sunshine, but that couldn’t matter less.

SIMON: I’m optimistic; Stats of people being killed while buying a prom dress are very encouraging.

DONNA: I’m sorry, I appreciated your giving it to me, but if I’m gonna eat a moose there’s gonna have to be some kind of prize at the end of it.

HOGAN: Aunt CJ, stop looking at the Vera Wangs.
CJ: Why?
HOGAN: ‘Cause they cost a month’s salary.
CJ: But I’m the cool aunt, this is what I do.

BRUNO: Stacy.
MARGARET: Margaret.
BRUNO: I thought Margaret was the girl who worked here before.
MARGARET: I’m the girl who worked here before, I’m Margaret.
BRUNO: You changed your hair.
MARGARET: No.

BRUNO: CJ says AP asked for his transcript, he said no.  Why?
LEO: He took a semestre of tap.

BRUNO: Let’s give them a little bit of what they want.
TOBY: Like what?
BRUNO: Me?  I like animals that can do math.