3.19 The Black Vera Wang GINGER: You ate a moose? SAM: No. I don’t like eating things where the cartoon character can talk and, y’know, hatch a plan. SAM: He’s an old friend- BRUNO: I don’t care if he did your bris! CJ: Anything else, Agent Sunshine? SIMON: That’s *Special* Agent Sunshine, but that couldn’t matter less. SIMON: I’m optimistic; Stats of people being killed while buying a prom dress are very encouraging. DONNA: I’m sorry, I appreciated your giving it to me, but if I’m gonna eat a moose there’s gonna have to be some kind of prize at the end of it. HOGAN: Aunt CJ, stop looking at the Vera Wangs. CJ: Why? HOGAN: ‘Cause they cost a month’s salary. CJ: But I’m the cool aunt, this is what I do. BRUNO: Stacy. MARGARET: Margaret. BRUNO: I thought Margaret was the girl who worked here before. MARGARET: I’m the girl who worked here before, I’m Margaret. BRUNO: You changed your hair. MARGARET: No. BRUNO: CJ says AP asked for his transcript, he said no. Why? LEO: He took a semestre of tap. BRUNO: Let’s give them a little bit of what they want. TOBY: Like what? BRUNO: Me? I like animals that can do math. |