¤ The Lifestyles of the Clinically Insane

"C'mon, laugh. Tee hee with me."

"Hey, it's a banana. ... And it's pointy."

"You're left-handed. ... Wait, no you're not. Ignore what I just said."

"It could be worse, I could be Phil."
This is her motto for everything now...

"I don't steal, I borrow without the intent to return."

"Gaaaaaah!"

"I wan sot convulsing."
She wrote it like that, she actually wrote it like that! Muwahahaha.

"Liz, David wants to have your children."
--Mari-Bess Someone explain to me how that's supposed to work again? Doesn't matter though, David's really after Mebe, anyway :)

"Phil. He came out of an egg I bet. Like a chicken. Only not cute. He was probably furry. Hee hee. Eew."
   Mari-Bess/Liz Of course, I'm not sure which parts of that are which... I think the 'eew' was me, but eh.

"I have that annoying habit of speaking out loud."

"It's even tastier the 2nd time around."

"Condom scented Conor."

"Oh, I thought you said Phil's tasty."
"Yes, Phil is my favourite flavour!"
"Phil flavoured condoms!"
  Mebe,Liz

"Instead of a dildo, Phil-do!"
I can't BELIEVE she actually said that to me... In public, no less!

"I want to hang someone by their entrails, that would be so cool."

"You'r enot evil, you're just good challenged."

"That's a lot of dead people."

"Sticking that up someone's nose would be quite painful."

"If the mood's right and I'm drunk enough..."

"I certainly hope he's good in bed because there's not much else to go on."

"The stick is conspicuously absent."

"Holy-frickin-moly."

"But I don't want a meat flavoured cake... Ewwww... That's just not right!!"

"Condom flavoured Conor!"

"I don't know why I'm so hyper..."
"It was the buttfuck!"
Liz, Mebe

"I've got... renegade school supplies."

"There's nothing wrong with raunchy leprechauns."

"Don't hump raisins either, it could get sticky."

"Bih- mean person."

"I'm moving to Canada. And becoming a mountee. I'll have a moose! I'll name him Earl..."

"It would be morally wrong but... I don't have any morals."
Yeah, yeah, I know. Just deal with it.

"I think I've got erasers bits up my nose."

"Mari-Bess is huffing my eraser."
"I'm just sniffing it!"
  Liz, Mibi

"Screw you; your eraser is going to China!"

"My mom can turn black real quick."

"He's not made of spooge, he's made of dog."

"You can't put that body in there with the spooge!"

"What's that about the gooey? What the heck is on my chest?"

"I was like 'Where'd my leg go?'."

"She's going to poit you all night long."
I don't see how, since it's physically impossible

"Rent-a-penis!"

"How do you spit and swallow at the same time?"
"Very carefully!"
&nbps;Mibi, Kristie

"Quit tonguing the daquiri, please."

"Get that away from my faaaace."

"It's a bunny and it wants you bad."

"I like crotches! You can't collect them though."

"I like crotches!"
"Excuse me?"
"Male crotches."
&nbps;Mibi, Lauren

"Wait, did you just say 'lick my mountain' or 'bite my mountain'?"

"Did the fish bite your crotch?"

"Oh yeah, cause as soon as they dropped that ban people started fuckin' each other up the ass!"

"Just checking to see that the crazy christians hadn't abducted you, brainwashed you and named you Sally."

"Ok...in 1908, 21 people died when a wave of molasses goo burst from a tank in a molasses factory....so what does it say on their death certificates?...Death by molasses?"

"The world is going to end... ...Aaron Carter is on 'MTV Cribs'."

"Are you not of the land of the peeing?"
"What?"
"If you're dead you can't pee."
  Mibi, Liz