NRO - What the hell are you doing here? Don't you realize that we are in Canada, trying to get away for a bit, to get out of all the reporters for just a little while so my main man Ricky can get his injury cared for?
Cameraman - Well, I know that, but I've been sent by Mz. Danky to see how Ricky is doing after that horrific missed spot against "The Sicness" Michael Denton. Landing right on his neck like that, geez. Is he doing alright? What are his injuries and will he be able to compete this thursday on Antidote?
NRO - Well, why don't you ask him yourself, there he is. (points to a doorway where Ricky is standing)
***Down the hall, in a doorway, Ricky Osbourne is standing there, but looking more different than he has in the past. Around his neck, a hard collar, and he seems to be disoriented, not knowing where he is. He walks down the hallway towards the cameraman and Rob Osbourne, and walks around the corner and sits down beside his brother.***
NRO - Well baby brother, how are you feeling now? This free health care up here is the man! Maybe when we're all old and retired, we can buy a mansion up here and just lay around all day.
TXRO - Rob, I feel like shit, more so than my everyday life that I've been living. It's been one hell of a ride as of late, with myself being placed in the AIW World Title Tournament. I don't think I'll be able to compete this Thursday though. I'm way to sore, I can't move my neck, and well, let's just say, the man that can have a great match with anyone, me, wouldn't be able to stop the show this week.
NRO - Hey now, don't talk like that! What have I been training you for, for the past 3 years? Jack shit? No, I've been training you so you can become one of the best wrestlers, ever, and not only that, I've been training you to be an Osbourne. No fear and no pain will get you anywhere you want to go in this business Ricky, you just have to know how to avoid re-injuring yourself night in and night out.
TXRO - Rob, listen, I know what my limitations are, and I am the most "Xtreme" Osbourne that has ever walked the face of the planet, and you expect me to fight with a broken neck? No offence brother, but you are just a few bagels short of a bakery. I can't wrestle anymore!
NRO - No you asshole, don't start talking like that. I will NOT let you quit, you understand me, never in a million years will you quit. If you quit, dad would start spinning in his grave, and pissing down on me, Chris, and you for god sakes, letting down the family name is not something you want to do man! Think about it!
TXRO - Look, I know I'm an Osbourne, and every mile is Osbourne style, but for god sakes, I really can't cut it anymore. I've passed my prime and that asshole Michael Denton has ended what was one hell of a great run, he snapped my neck back, after our match, in the back, powerbombing me thru a table. It wasn't pretty, and my god I want to kill that mother fucker, but seeing as he was fired from AIW, god bless you Mz. Danky, I can't seek revenge! It was almost like a hit and run. I'm done man, I'm through, done, caput, finished, kiss my ass and smoke some grass, stick a fork in me because I'm cooked!
NRO - You aren't quitting man, and you are wrestling on Thursday, I don't care, I'm not letting my prodigy sag down in the depths of wallowing sadness because a nobody had a fit and broke his neck. I won't stand for that. I'm pissed off and you should be pissed off, have you forgotten what I've taught you? No, I'm positive you haven't. By the way, you have advanced in the tournament with a bye, and you get to face off against some hick from the sticks, Bubba Jay.
TXRO - What the hell do you mean? I'm in a match? Oh my lord, Rob, why did you do that man? I know you have faith in me, but going against Bubba Jay? That isn't even sanitary! I could get my ass killed against him, not because of his wrestling, but because of his stanky body odor that could choke ten sheep and a moose at the same time. Do you think I can beat him with a broken freakin' neck?
NRO - You're damn right I tihnk you can Ricky, you could beat him on your worst day. You just have to find a way to knock his fat ass out, and then pin him for the one, two, three man, thats all, easy as that. He should be no threat to you at all. Now lets get out of here, I've had enough of this hospital.
TXRO - So have I, lets roll, and I guess I'm wrestling on Thursday then, so lets head on down to AIW Country!
***"The Nitemare" and "Too Xtreme" leave the hospital and walk over to their car, start it up and peel out of the parking lot and onto highway 400 towards Toronto, to catch the plane down to Florida as the scene fades to black.***
FTB
