***The scene opens backstage at the Palace in Detroit, Michigan, a few short miles South of Windsor, Ontario. Speaking of Ontario, a fellow Canadian, "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger, who made his IoA debut last week on Heatwave, is currently residing 7 hours North of Detroit. He defeated his former companion last week, AWOL, in a debut match between both wrestlers. Badger, coming out on top like he does with a few certian women, makes his mark here in the IoA, winning his first of what appears to be many matches in the future. The next opponent on the slate for the crusin' Canadian is the man known simply as MOD. To our Canadian fans out there, no, he is not making a cheap ripoff of Muchmusic, broadcasting a show all about voting on which music videos to play next, entitled "Much On Demand," but this man, he is a wrestler. Quite the doozy of an opponent, and you guessed it, Badger is quite far away from fear of this man.*** TXEB - Well, it comes back to it once again, another man I've seen along my wrestling career, and another man that intertwines with my plans to make myself a big star here in the IoA. I'm still paying my dues here, kicking off the shows with the opening match, getting the crowds pumped for the upcoming main event matches. Take this week for an example, a three way tie for a main event match, and it'll be shown after my opening match. How about that? We have the children scaring Booger man taking on the Most Vigorous Penis-inhaler, followed by some unknown Chemical...let's call him Chemical X, and he takes on the man with two asses, Assassin. The final part of this main event, we have the Jetson's dog taking on a monster truck. As you can tell, we have quite the event up coming this weekend. Who did the fans really come to see though? You guessed it, me. "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger. Once I start busting my moves, up, down, all around town on MOD this Sunday, you'll all be thanking me, no, not the fans, the guys in the main events, you'll be the ones thanking me. "Hey Eric, thanks for getting the crowd so into our matches, we owe you one!" Do I ever hear that around here? No, I don't, not once, not even once in a blue moon. I bust my ass around here, making wrestling in the IoA, the most intense place to be involved with. I bring in the ticket sales, and I get dick all for my efforts, so this is where it stops. Come this Sunday, MOD is the unlucky soul that gets to take on "The Xtreme One" when he's in an enraged state of mind. MOD, wrong place, wrong time. You better call the hospital before hand, so they have a bed ready for you once I get done handling, cutting, and busting your ass into submission. You might be thinking, all talk no followthrough, but on sunday, you'll be sadly mistaken. Now cameraman, get the piss out of my locker room, I've had enough of this shit. ***The cameraman exits the rooms without hesitation and shuts the door as the scene fades to black.***