TXEB - So, Christina, how have you been? I haven't seen you around since the AIW had to close. Why didn't we stay in touch too often?
Mz. D - I tried to stay in touch with you, but someone never returned my phone calls, so I stopped. I thought you wanted to stay friends after AIW, what went wrong Eric?
TXEB - Well, I had quite a few problems in my life after the AIW went under. I have just started getting back in the circuit recently, and I'm starting to get rid of all the ring dust that I've had. How have you been?
Mz. D - The same old shit basically. Donovan and I just recently got hired here in the IoA, which you probably already knew.
TXEB - Well, I heard a little about that, but it's great that you've been brought back into wrestling. You made quite the impact when you were involved everywhere else.
Mz. D - (blushes) Thank you, you were always such a sweet kid to me Eric, and I'm glad that you're apart of our little invasion of IoA along with Rob, he told you that I was down here didn't he?
TXEB - Yes he did, but I also had a question for you. Your brother-in-law, Vincent Torigianni, he's got some issues doesn't he? I mean, aligning with X-Rated? What's up with that?
Mz. Danky - Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what has gotten into him over the past little while. I have reason to believe that you and him are fighting this Sunday on Heatwave in the first round of the International Title Tournament.
TXEB - You've got that right, and this match is going right up my alley too. Just like the good old days of AIW, No DQ's, no countouts, and pinfalls anywhere. Man, this is what I thrive upon. The more pain inflicted upon me, the more pain that I can dish out, and I've been thinking that it's going to take a hell of a lot of pain to keep Vincent down for the three count. Who knows, he might have his little X-Rated buddies lurking around in the back, just to plant a trap on me so he can win. So I was going to ask you, do you think that if anything should happen like that, that you could assemble the AIW troops, so to speak, and come clean house? I don't need Vincent taken out, I can handle that, but when the numbers get astronomical, that's when there's a bit of a problem. I might be Xtreme and everything, but fighting umpteen dozen guys isn't in my agenda book.
Mz. D - Well Eric, I shall do my best, but you know me, I'm full of surprises...but it also looks like you are full of surprises as well. Who's the little boy and that pretty woman?
TXEB - Oh, them? The woman's name is Laura, and thats her son, Josh. I invited...
Mz. D - Let me guess. You met them at the airport, and invited them to be your guest for the weekend right?
TXEB - How the fuck does everyone know that?
Mz. D - We've all been there, you're learning the ways Eric, keep up the good work. Now if you don't mind, I have to continue on, it was nice talking to you again!
TXEB - Oh you too Christina! Oh! Wait! One more question!
Mz. D - Quickly.
TXEB - Do you think that I can beat Vincent on Sunday?
Mz. D - Well Eric, I know both of you quite well, you just have to clear your mind and free your spirit, and you'll do fine. (smiles) Trust me. Oh shit, Eric, turn around...fast. Vincent is trying to pick up your woman.
***Eric spins around quickly as Vincent Torigianni is heavily flirting with Laura. Vincent then picks up little Josh and tosses him around in the air a little bit. Eric storms over to the three, enraged, he pushes Vincent away from Laura and Josh.***
TXEB - What the hell do you think your doing?
VT - What does it look like?
TXEB - It looks like your trying to get some from my friend here. What's wrong Vincent? Did the prison guards not give you any fresh meat this week? You're negative one anal cherry poppin' session today? Well thats too bad, but stay away from my friends.
VT - Are you implying something little man? (pushes Eric in the chest)
TXEB - That's right (pushes him back) I'm implying that you are a flaming homosexual, and I've finally figured out why your little platoon of goons are called "X-Rated" for, but that can go without speaking.
VT - If you've got something to prove Badger, step it up!
TXEB - Well Vinny boy, come this Sunday, I'll show you how "Xtreme" I can get when someone is trying to take something away from me. You say you've taken more xtreme shits than my personality shows? You tell me, on television to kiss my sweet virgin ass goodbye? No, as much as you wish for me to be the way you are, it will never happen. You see, two weeks ago, MOD got lucky. I had him beat, but the fucker knocks me out. What about the week before that? I destroy Ryan "AWOL" Mendez like he was a 16 year old school girl fucking in the confessional booth. So yeah, step it up? I'll step it up right to your butt-ugly face!
VT - No need to get all bent out of shape, I was just talking to your friend, but if we're starting something right here, lets go, I don't have all day. You know what? You won't hit me, you're just like your washed up best friend. The scary "Nitemare" Rob Osbourne. Pssst, news flash buddy boy, grow up and get out of the shadow of NRO, because he's just going to bring you down, like he has to so many others.
TXEB - Fuck you buddy! Rob has taught me everything I know, he got me through my first few matches ever, and he has told me to beat the living piss out of someone that hits on my bitches! (turns to Laura) No offense.
Laura - None taken, in fact, this guy disgusts me, Eric, move for a second.
*KICK!*
TXEB - Holy shit Laura, you kicked him in the cock-n'-balls! Why?
Laura - Well, you stick up for your bitches, I stick up for my bastards!
***Both Laura and Eric stare into each others eyes and embrace with loves first gentle kiss as Vincent Torigianni lay prone on the ground. Eric, Laura, and Josh leave the scene as it fades to black with Vincent starting to get to his feet.***
FTB
OOC: Thank you to my wonderful readers, this is the end of the story...for now. - TXEB