Paid for by "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger, in conjunction with Hostile Takeover Networking.
	***The scene opens to a small graveyard just outside of Topeka, Kansas where a tall dark figure is standing amongst the shadows, wearing a black shall over his head and it looks almost as if he is praying to a lost loved one. The scene is lit by two small candles, burned down to the smallest portion of wax that is left. The man slowly begins to chant in a deep, monotoned voice, leaving just the grunts of his words loud enough for the camera to barely pick up. After a few short minutes pass, the chanting begins to get louder, and louder, until the clear words can be heard throughout the graveyard. Is this man the newcomer, "Life Demon" Chad Hazzard? If indeed it is, where is his little minion, Draken? As if my thankful readers have not already come to the conclusion, this is not Chad Hazzard standing in the graveyard. A Shrill scream is heard from about fifty yards away as a small man comes running towards the scene. Within the darkeness, we heard a sound, like the scraping of a foot on a tombstone, and then a loud thud as a body hits the ground. The larger man ceases his chanting, and looks over to the smaller man. The smaller man looks up, and the light from the nearly burned out candles shines on his face revealing, none other than Shawn Walsh's little friend, Twister.*** Twister - Hey man, why the hell is it so dark out here? The night-terrors are scaring me. Man - Twister, you little shit, why the hell are you here? Twister - Walsh told me to look after you, I'm doing good! Man - Well stay the hell out of my business, I'm busy setting a scene here you little twerp, so piss off and go play with those pale looking people over there. Twister - No way man! Those are them night-terrors I was telling you about, they started petting my head and pushing me around. I was going to beat them up, but I ran away. Man - Good god all mighty. ***Twister gets bored in a few minutes of watching the man chant and pray, and walks back over to the "Night-terrors" who were attacking him earlier. Twister notices that they are playing with a severed head, and asks if he can join in on the fun too.*** Twister - (whines) C'mon, lemme play with you! Ghost #1 - Why would you want to play with ussssss? Twister - Because that big dumbass over there (points to chanting man) doesn't want to leave this creeped out place. Ghost #2 - Why don't you just leave thennnnnnn? Twister - 'Cause my best buddy Shawn told me to wait here with this guy, so he gets back safely. Ghost #1 - He looks big enough, can't he take care of himselffffff? Twister - I think he's a little bit of a retard, nasty temper too, you better watch out, if he hears us talkin' about him he'll start to shit bricks. So be quiet..... Man - I heard that you little shit! Twister - Wuhoh! I better get running! Bye ghosties! Don't worry the ghostbusters won't come anymore...I think they moved to Canada, that place is full of scary people! Man - That's it, you're dead you little ass maggot! Get running! ***...And the chase is on. The man tears off and runs straight for Twister who has already taken off in the opposite direction, after hearing the big man yell at him. Twister runs into the limo door, which was awaiting the completion of the seance, because he forgot to open it. He lifts the latch, and climbs right in the back and out the other side, thinking that he has out-smarted the charging man. The man noticed Twister peering around the back of the limo, but decides to thwart his attempt to kill the little sucker, and gets inside the limo. He yells for the driver to go, which he complies, and Twister is shown behind the limo, laughing and yelling, "I tricked you, I tricked you, na na na na na na!" along with blowing a raspberry with his tongue. Twister then comes to his senses (for once) and realizes that he has just missed his ride home. He starts running down the highway after the limosine, screaming for it to stop. Using his amazing speed at the one mile dash, Twister catches up to the limo, and dives to grab onto the trunk. Successful leap, and a successful grab, and Twister hangs on for dear life. The rest of the ride is a grueling, half an hour, as the man in the limo gets tanked on Vodka, and Twister hangs on to the back of the limosine in the negative degree weather outside. The limo pulls into a nearby hotel for the night. The driver gets out and opens the man's door, and he gets out of the back, with his back still facing the camera. About five minutes after the man walks inside to check in, the camera in the parking lot remains on, an we see Twister come rolling to a stop next to the main doors. He runs inside, and asks the teller a few questions.*** Twister - (wheezing) Geez Louise, that was quite the journey. Hey Mr. Secretary! (gives a wave) Receptionist - I am a receptionist you retarded little punk, what the hell happened to you? Lose your daddy? Twister - Which one? Bah, nevermind. Where is my friend, "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger staying? Receptionist - He's in room 666, it was a room he wanted, so he got it. Here's an extra key now get going before I break you little body in half! ***Twister grabs the key and runs down the hallway towards the elevator. He pushes the button, gets on, and pushes the number "6" to go to the sixth floor. The bell toles, and Twister runs off the elevator, and down the hallway toward room 666. He arrives to the room and puts the key in backward to unlock the door, which lead to him not getting in the room. Inside the room, Eric Badger heard the rustling at the door, and opened it. He grabbed Twister inside quickly and slammed the door as the scene fades to black.*** What was going on in that room? What does "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger need in a graveyard, and better yet, why is Twister with him? Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of "The Xtreme Files" FTB