TXEB - Kyle man, I'm glad that you were able to come, things just wouldn't be the same without you here, cheering me on. Let's get one thing straight though, no interference this time, because I'm not bailing your ass out of jail again, just because you got over excited.
Kyle - Well, I can't promise you that it won't happen again, because it probably will. I have great confidence in you that you will annihilate this "Life Demon" on Wednesday night.
TXEB - You know what, I agree with you. Sure, he had an amazing first match, beating a worth competitor in Razor Fujinaki, but you see, that was a good match because both of those men were of equal caliber. Not too take away anything from Chad Hazzard, but he really should have paid attention to when I came down to the ring. He didn't even notice, didn't even look around after he heard the music hit. He just stood there like a stork on crack, pecking at some fish in the water. He assumed that someone would just come down the ramp like it's usually pre-empted. Not this time Bitch! The original Xtreme warrior tricked your dumbass and what do you get out of it? Some gushing blood and a nasty scar, so you will always remember when you got destroyed, and who you got destroyed by.
Kyle - Eric man, you need to calm down, take a few pills with that beer. Maybe smoke a joint to cure your stress. God, it was only one show you didn't get booked on, what the hell?
TXEB - What the hell? What the hell? Man, Treason would have been my homecoming! I would have been treated like a god! Pettis goes and takes me off the card because I'm the "Number One Contender" for the World Title. So what? I'm not afraid to get hurt. So instead, I show up anyway, make an appearance or two, and then my fix is complete. I fucked up the whole show last Wednesday, destroying the piss out of Predator, Eric Marthaler, and Chad Hazzard. Why didn't I take out Razor? Why should I take out Razor? Did he do something wrong? No, he did not. He wrestled an amazing debut match, he lost, but he wrestled a great match. Seeing as he did lose though, I wouldn't want to beat the hell out of a loser. I went after the winner, the cream of the crop from the rookie pool, the RWA's "Life Demon" Chad Hazzard.
Kyle - That's all well and good but...hey, wait a minute...you're little retarded friend hasn't moved in a little while...
TXEB - So? What gives?
Kyle - Maybe we should try and wake him up and take him to the sofa or something.
TXEB - Or we could just leave him there...
Kyle - Shut up and help me man.
TXEB - He's like half your size man! Pick him up!
Kyle - God man, why do you always have to boss people around?
Twister - (comes to slurring words) ....bubbles.....acrackta...
TXEB - Hey retard, what the hell are you doing?
Twister - (continues to slurr) ...Smoka...da bears...bingalingo
Kyle - What the hell is wrong with him?
Twister - (snaps back into reality) What the hell did you guys do to me, I can't walk straight!
TXEB - You couldn't walk straight before...
Twister - ...oh yeah! Maybe I can now!
Kyle - No dude! Watch out for the...
THUD
Kyle and TXEB in unison - Wall...
Twister - Haha! Birdies!
TXEB - Good god, talk about a natural high.
Twister - Man that beer was awesome...what kind was it?
TXEB - Non-alcoholic...why?
Twister - Man that shit is strong!
Kyle - Anyway, *cough retard cough*, Why would you put your number one contender's spot on the line to a rookie? I mean that's pretty risky, you could go down as the guy that blew an awesome shot in the RWA, and give it to a kid that has only wrestled one match! I personally think you should destroy him and prove all the critics wrong, because they think that you're making a big mistake.
TXEB - Making a big mistake am I? The critics are pondering that I created something that I can't follow through on? Well Kyle, when you get to the point of caring about nothing in life about wrestling, you'll learn to understand that these so called "wrestling critics" have never actually stepped into the ring with me, and quite frankly, I don't give three shits out of a mountain goat's ass what they think, what the fans think, and what the rest of the RWA Superstars in the back think. I do this shit day in and day out for one person, and one person only, and that person is me. Hell, Shawn Walsh...sure, he's my leader in Hostile Takeover, but what the hell does he do for me in my matches? Nothing what-so-ever. As you can tell I'm still bitter, but that grows over time, and will eventually all build up and be released in one final thrust of rage, which will be this Wednesday, on Homicide, when Chad Hazzard steps through those ropes and feels the wrath of "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger. Now, leave that fuckin' retard on the floor, he'll learn to walk again in the morning. I'm beat, going to bed. You can have the sofa.
***Badger leaves the table in the suite, and head toward the master bedroom, meanwhile on the floor, Twister has begun breakdancing to a beat which he is projecting out of his own mouth. Kyle stares on in disbelief, and starts clapping to the beat. Twister starts spinning around on his back and moving closer toward the corner of the wall. WHACK! Skull onto the corner, and a tiny gash is bleeding onto the floor. Twister gets up and rubs his head...but then he feels the blood and lets out a blood-curdling scream as the scene fades to black.***
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