To make matters worse, one of the most ruthless, agressive, and technically sound stables in the history of the wrestling business will be unleashed come Monday. The "Real" Unholy Alliance consisting of "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger, T-Money, "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne, and the man that no one knows of yet, whom they call "Number 4," will make their presence felt on the 29th of July, 2002. Mark that date in your calendars, because that is the day that they will take over, mark my words. The scene then switches to a locker room, with the sign "TXEB," and the crowd watching this happen begins to boo heavily.
Slowly the door opens, and out steps the SAW All-Canadian Champion, staring into the camera, as the audience boo's even louder and begins to chant the familiar name that heels recieve, "Asshole." Eric begins to chuckle over the fact that the audience has taken this much offence to him about changing the title belt, and also ripping up the fans about being American citizens. He takes a drink of he imported Muskoka Springs water that he had flown in from Canada, because he claims that the water here in the United States is disgusting. He thinks for a minute as the crowd dies down from the chanting about the human anatomy, and he begins to speak whats on his mind.***
Eric - Well, looks like I've worn out my welcome here in State College, and that's too bad, I was actually starting to like it here! Actually, to be perfectly honest, I'm considering flying back home to Canada, and staying there for a few days, and then flying back to this dump and then wrestling, then flying back home again for the rest of the week. This place is absolutely disgusting. I wake up in my hotel room, and much to my disbelief, there was this foreign woman staring at me asking about towels, and she had this extra large mole on her face that was looking at me, it was so disgusting, just the thought of that beast jumping off her face and taking over the world is, well, frightening. Imagine, your so called "heroes" of America fighting a giant mole, with hairs growing out of it choking off everything in its path, eww, alright, I'm going to stop right there. This might turn the people of State College on, but this turns myself, and probably the rest of the Unholy Alliance, right off.
Speaking of major turn offs, Auslese made a visit to The Nitemare Club earlier, but it seems to me, that he is more focused on Rob than myself. Well actually, in our match, he's more worried about MVP being the competition. Well, Auslese, I've got some news for you. That match in the world title tournament, you got lucky. There are no excuses for me having to lose to a one match wonder like yourself, because you will never again, get the 1, 2, 3 on EJB, ever again. Not on Monday, not on Tuesday, not on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday, and you damn sure aren't going to beat me on a weekend, unless I end up in the state of "Hellstone" and come to work drunk on my ass, but I think you'd still have a tough time beating me like that, after all, you, not me, are the most talentless guy, if you are a guy, that has ever set foot in the squared circle. You have the least chance out of the two of you to take this All-Canadian Title from me, not only because you have pissed off one half of the Unholy Alliance, but you more than anyone else here in SAW suck!
***The crowd begins to boo the All-Canadian Champion again, obviously cutting a trend here in SAW for their likenesses and dislikes, and from what has been speculated, the Unholy Alliance #1 on the hatred reel.***
Eric - Well, it seems to me that you fans out there are tired of me, well just for you, the slack-jawed yokels of State College, PA, I, "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger, will also be entering the Undisputed Title match on Defiance, just to give you a double taste of the "Xtreme One" in action. This brings up the chances for the Unholy Alliance, to clean up here at SAW. I mean, I hold the All-Canadian Title, and either myself, Rob Osbourne, or T-Money will hold the Undisputed Title after Defiance, which leaves, just one more belt, and one more person to go through to caputre it. Shawn "Hellstone" Hillard, you are considered a marked man from here on out. Either myself, Rob Osbourne, T-Money, or Number 4 will be coming for you, at one point or another, so you better enjoy your title while you have it, because sooner or later, that belt is coming home, to the Unholy Alliance.
Speaking of Rob Osbourne, you all have heard what he's been calling me, and you could very well, ignore it, because it is basically inconsequencial for anyone to catch on to what the man is saying. "Too Xtreme" Ricky Badger, you decide for yourself, I think it's obvious what's going on but the idiots here in State College, are finding it a little difficult for their brains to comprehend. So Rob, if you could, stay away from the inside for a while, because deep down, in places far away from the muscualr exterior that I possess, I have something to prove to myself before something important leaks out for the world to screw over. Don't worry about it, because the Unholy Alliance is fixing to take over the SAW, and it all starts in t-minus 3 days and counting.
***"Too Xtreme" Eric Badger walks back into his locker room, and shuts the door in the cameramans face as the scene cuts to ringside and fades to black as the superstars and staff begin to work hard for the upcoming show, Defiance.***
FTB
