Genesis, the beginning of time, the big shabang. This Pay-Per-View could be the start of some beginnings here in SAW. For one, it could be the destruction of one newly formed Unholy Alliance, or it could cause some new friction between two members in this alliance. It could also be a new titlle reign for some lucky superstars. Jimmy Blast, taking on "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger for the All-Canadian Title, and "Devious" Scott Deville taking on the man in SAW, "The Nitemare" Rob Osbourne for the Undisputed Title. Although it is highly unlikely for these challengers to beat the members of the Unholy Alliance, it has a shy chance that an upset could be forming.
Jimmy Blast has made his presence felt, and has made it perfectly clear that he wants, needs, and can't live without the All-Canadian Title. Seeing as we are in the champions room at the moment, this cameraman is leaning his pick for the winner at Eric Badger. I hear he is in the bedroom, so that's where I'll be heading. There he is, sitting on his bed, staring at the wall. He looks and notices the camera and begins to speak.***
Eric - What the hell are you doing in here? Oh that's right, I requested that you come here, just for me. Now, I'm told I have to defend my Canadian Title, again, for the 3rd show in three weeks. Screw Job anyone? Was this a big plot to tire me out for Jimmy Blast? I think so, but even if I'm at 50%, the old fart Jimmy Blast won't be able to keep up with me. I'm the future of SAW, and I am not going to lose my All-Canadian Title, not to Jimmy, not to Auslese, hell not even to that drunk Hillard. I proved to MVP, Mike Van Pro that he couldn't take this strap from me, as I did with Auslese, and last week, I even destroyed that new guy, Hudson. You see, they have yet to give me a challenge here in SAW, until now that is. The "movtivated" Jimmy Blast is wanting this title bad, trying to get it away from me so I will stop disgracing his country, when in all essence, you're country is the biggest disgrace to the world.
The United States of America, backing out and leaving britain in World War One, well didn't that just get them over. You know what, you Americans have been slacking off in the defense department, because if you were prepared for most things, you would have seen something coming. We Canadians, we feel sorry for you. No clean water, no trees, no fresh air, and basically, no respect. You don't respect us for what we've done for you America, and quite frankly, I've had enough. You killed four Canadians over in Afganistan, when we were trying to help you win the war over there, the war against terrorism. You go off and kill us? That's just wrong, as far as I'm concerned. We should pack our bags, and head the hell out of there, and let you fight your own battles.
Jimmy Blast, this isn't about any war, this is about the SAW All-Canadian Title war. You, the elder, versus me, the prodigy. You talk about your "old man" living the American dream of owning a house that can barely fit a kid and a wife inside, and working his ass off everyday, but you know and I know, Jimmy, your father was a dumbass. When everyone else was at war, he was at home with his one leg, sitting on his ass, recieveing money for doing nothing whatsoever. When everyone was out getting rich, again, your father sat on his ass, wittling a piece of wood, so you would have something to play with instead of kissing the neighborhood boys. The only thing your father did was try and stop you from becoming the biggest homosexual in the USA, but he even faild that, you won that title on your own.
You call me Scotty, after your first real boyfriend, so I'd please ask you to stop calling me that , because my name is "Too Xtreme" Eric Badger, and you know that. I'm not one of your queer little American tight asses that you'd love to have, but to break your bubble, I'm a straight-shooting Canadian guy that can get the job done. You also speak of Rob Osbourne, my mentor. You know what, Rob, I don't need you this time, so I ask you, and the rest of the Unholy Alliance to stay in the back, when I'm fighting the Blaster, because this is a fight that I want to win, on my own. That's right Rob, little Ricky is trying to find his lost marbles.
Jimmy, you hurt me with those hatefilled words, calling me a Son-of-a-bitch, but actually, I already knew my mother was a bitch. She was a fucking whore for god sakes. You're damn right though, it's time for me to move on, and to jump up and actually try and defend my title. No holding back against you Jimmy, even though I know that you are almost ready to pass on the torch, and that you're so old that you owe Jesus three dollars, but no holding back. No mercy on the part of Eric Badger. It's going to feel so awesome when I kick your wrinkled old ass in the middle of the squared-circle at Madison Square Garden. So come Sunday, Genesis, the beginning of the end for Mr. Jimmy Blast, and the era of the Unholy Alliance will continue on as scheduled. Total destruction for the SAW is emminent, and the reign of Jimmy Blast as the self-proclaimed "best wrestler" in SAW will be over.
Thats right Jimmy, you are the dirtiest player in the game, well dirty for sure, and come Sunday, Madison Square Garden, you are done, you're through. Your just like any other wrestler here in SAW, too concerned with Rob instead of myself, and time after time, I've proven to those guys, that I can run these matches on my own, and capture and re-capture my title again and again. Jimmy, I've asked the Unholy Aliiance to stay in the back, so I think you should do the same with you're men...horsemen even. I see why your are so bitter with me, and with Rob Osbourne now! You've wanted me in your little group in your Horsemen, " you gimmick stealing SOB." Rob was right about you, you just wanted me in your group so you could build my confidence, and then turn on me when I achieved success. Well, you earn nicknames, and I earn titles and respect.
The Unholy Alliance doesn't give two shits of a donkey's ass if I disrespect America or not. You see, Jimmy, we don't care about what we do, we just care about keeping each title here in SAW, and when it's all said and done, "The Xtreme One" will re-tain the All-Canadian Title, and Blaster's Universe will implode your ass down to the jobber part of the roster. Jimmy King, you will not "reign supreme" because I, Eric Badger, will rule you! I can see it now, a movie about myself and the rest of the Unholy Alliance, as we destroy everyone and everything in SAW, starting with you Jimmy Blast, and ending with of course with Pledge Allegence. Now, Jimmy Blast, what do you have to say for yourself, "I'm too old to keep up with you Eric, make me your bitch right now! I'll do anything as long as I don't lose my wrestling, it's all I've got!" and then bang, I'll knock your ass out, and your wrestling career will be as good as gone.
***With saying that, The All-Canadian Champion sends the cameraman out of his room here at the lovely Hilton in New York, New York, and mentally prepares for his upcoming match with Jimmy Blast, Sunday, August 11th, 2002, in Madison Square Garden. Genesis will be upon us, as the Pay-Per-View begins Sunday. Fade To Black.***
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