What do you do when you're absolutely bored and have nothing else to do? Caption pictures.So this is stuff i came up when i was bored.Enjoy. By the way I don't mean any of this.I just wanted to make Russell look like a dumbass lol.

What did I come to the bathroom for again?

Speaker:blah blah blah Russell's thoughts: "Whoa that woman is so not wearing a bra.Sweet"

Damn yall know what?I just now forgot what song I was singing.

It's bad enough that I have to pose for this dumb picture,but now you want me to smile?Well tough luck mate.

Russell:Yes! I ran over that dudes foot! Thats what ya get for following me around and touching my bum.Hurry Jay I think we can make it to Mexico on these things. inventer guy: okay where's my freaking lawyer! Jay:Russell I warned you not to drink and ride.

Whoa what tha hell is that?Looks almost like some type of  alien... Oh thats just Joan Rivers.

Ya' know I try hard not to laugh every time Stew gets sexaully assaulted by gay men, but it's just so damn funny I can't help it.I mean c'mon it doesn't happen to anyone else in the band.

Russell Crowe stars in the remake of... THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

BEWARE! "The 2001 Oscar hair do " EVOLVED

Mate! I can't beleive it.I won a f*ckin' Oscar!This is great!What do I do?What do I say? I think I just crapped my pants mate!

Yall are kidding me.They can't be out of my favorite f*ckin Kool-aid!Geez thats all I asked for too.

"Yall don't know it but i'm so incredibly stoned right now"

Fan: "Russell can I have your flannel shirt?! Russ: "No way!This is my lucky flannie'.Are you crazy? Maybe i'll give you my hat, but not the flannie' for gods sake!

"That creepy clown dude on the flying bike is after us Danielle!Damn I knew I shouldn't have stole his magic marker before the show."

Hey maybe if I close my eyes and count to three the audience might just look a lot hotter than before.